Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 24, 2024

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    enigmamz  about 2 months ago

    A sharp, continuous pain in the lower back.

    Actually, I had one of those annoying birds in my neighborhood yesterday morning.

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    Imagine  about 2 months ago

    It’s your (p)ecker.

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    Ratkin  about 2 months ago

    Hold still. I’m going to remove your pëcker.

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    Freebyrd1  about 2 months ago

    I had a new neighbour last year. The first thing she complained about was the birdsong in our TREE surrounded close. It was at that point I tuned her out. I have visiters’ who come for the peacefulness of my garden!

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    Gent  about 2 months ago

    Guess who? Ha-ha-haa-ha! Ha-ha-haa-ha! Ha-ha-haa-ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

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    Doug K  about 2 months ago

    Do you have someone who is like a woodpecker to you?

    Is there someone who is just a pain in your bark?

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    The Reader Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Acupuncture just might work!

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    zerotvus  about 2 months ago

    What a pain in the butt!!!!

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    dbrucepm  about 2 months ago

    get rid of the bugs in your bark and the woodpecker will leave

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    wrloftis  about 2 months ago

    It seems the doctor learned his speech patterns from Yoda.

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    Gina Carson  about 2 months ago

    That bird is a pain the a55.

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    sarahbowl1 Premium Member about 2 months ago

    One of the disadvantages of being a tree!

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    P51Strega  about 2 months ago

    Must be bad medicine, apparently that pilleated is causing him pain.

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    backyardcowboy  about 2 months ago

    That’s a Proctologist, not a woodpecker!

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    ladykat  about 2 months ago

    I like woodpeckers.

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    basspro  about 2 months ago

    Definitely a male tree.

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    uniquename  about 2 months ago

    They’re making Bigfoot mad too. Check out today’s Bliss.

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    Steverino Premium Member about 2 months ago

    I wonder if John Bobbett has a woodpecker?

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    Geophyzz  about 2 months ago

    Pains in the butt can be hard to diagnose. While undergoing radiation for prostate cancer, an itchy, scabby, rash appeared in the area. The cancer specialist said he had never seen the like, so it couldn’t be related to the treatment; and he sent me to my GP. My doctor said he’d never seen anything like it, so it must be the radiation. Thank God, like that woodpecker, it flew away.

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    jasonsnakelover  about 2 months ago

    Is that Woody? I remember someone saying Biden looked like Woody, and that was before he was cheated into office.

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    wildlandwaters  about 2 months ago

    I wuz gonna leave a remark, but, man… I can’t top any a these! Lol!!

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    LeftCoastBoomer Premium Member about 2 months ago

    If the woodpecker repeatedly visits your tree it’s a sign that there’s some kind of infestation. Look into it – it may save your tree from serious damage.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 2 months ago

    It’s right in his lumber region.

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    denirwin Premium Member about 2 months ago

    We had 3 types of woodpeckers at our previos house, they loved stealing peanuts from our squirrel feeders. They also loved hammering on our drain pipe – it made the sound carry further. We had a flickers attacking an attic vent at our current house. We had a woodpecker house installed just under it – problem solved. Now we have Kestrels nesting in it.

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    goboboyd  about 2 months ago

    That could be a pain in the trunk.

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    reverendike  about 2 months ago

    It’s IBS – Irritable Burl Syndrome.

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    wildlandwaters  about 2 months ago

    How much wood would a woodpecker peck if a woodpecker could peck wood??

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    Shikamoo Premium Member about 2 months ago

    It’s a pain in the a$$.

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