Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 30, 2023

That’s spelled pee-ers.

the floors should be covered in newspapers

Not a dry joke.

And the dock had a jury of piers.

They’ll probably be good at sniffing out the truth in this case.

Well they will is find out whether guilty or not by just sniffing the behindside of accused.

And there aren’t any squatters drawn in and doing their peeing.

I declare a pistrial.

Mutts of the Jury,on behalf of my client I ask: “Who’s a good boy?”

Groan.

The casual looks on all their faces.

Pee-ers.

GREAT one, Mark! (Adding to saved comics.)

I p_ee myself in public sometimes. The reactions are always priceless.

The defense p(l)eeds his case.

If any juror needs to go out and do their business do it now!

Treats will be available in the conference room, after the trial.

Who’s a good boy?

☺️

Jury of pee-ers

HEY! No checking your P-mail while court is in session!

I guess so if that happens to be your “Urin-Nal-is-is.”

All male jury, I see.

Darned voice recognition ‘wizard’!

Wouldn’t that be a jury of peeers?

Urine Luck! They’er sympathetic dogs too! he he

So much pmail, so little time.

An all-male jury. Is that grounds for charges of jury-tampering?

Yeah, those are my feelings towards the justice system too!

i can relate

That must have been the jury that acquitted SRO Scot Peterson of all charges in the MSD high school Parkland, Fl. trial.

I notice that justice seems to be blind. :)

MP…Nice! Cute idea and play on words.

I thought it was a bunch of loading docks down by the ocean.

Pee ers, pee ers, indeed…