Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 10, 2019


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    Vilyehm  about 1 month ago

    At least it’s not a cartoon about the “other” pair of bolts.

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    oldpine52  about 1 month ago

    I was working in my lab late one night…

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    mddshubby2005  about 1 month ago

    And what’s worse – one of those is an Amazon Fire tablet.

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    enigmamz  about 1 month ago

    “This why me not like party. Me always treated like furniture.”

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    stillfickled  about 1 month ago

    He’s a recharger

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 1 month ago

    He’s in the middle of the action -— the life of the party!

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    CallMeMeg  about 1 month ago

    “The Charging Dead”

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    donwalter  about 1 month ago


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    Stevefk  about 1 month ago

    He thought he could spark some interest with some of the other guests however they found him revolting and decided to take advantage of it!

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    Aussie Down Under  about 1 month ago

    Who they gonna call….Ghostbusters?

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    jpayne4040  about 1 month ago

    At least he’s not a wallflower!

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    DanFlak  about 1 month ago

    He got a charge out of it. He’s the life (or afterlife) of the party.

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    Mighty Phavahg Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Neck studs. Cool.

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    BearsDown Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Everybody wants to hook up with him.

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    martinman8  about 1 month ago

    no wonder he was mad all the time.

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    Larry Miller Premium Member about 1 month ago

    The ghouls all came from their humble abodes

    To charge their phones from my electrodes

    Monster Mash updated.

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    tbubble Premium Member about 1 month ago

    He looks drained.

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    NoSleepTil_BKLYN  about 1 month ago

    Witches (in the background) Be Loco!

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    Andrew Sleeth Premium Member about 1 month ago

    I can control my Monster via WiFi.

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    bobpeters61  about 1 month ago

    Nobody wants to be left in charge while everyone else parties it up.

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    n4hhe  about 1 month ago

    A USB cable gives the “charger” certain access to read the contents of your phone. Maybe they can break in, maybe not. That is why it is important to use your own wall wart to charge.

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    zeexenon  about 1 month ago

    A surge protector is required before the lightning begins.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member about 1 month ago

    @MarkParisi – Another winner.

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    hoffquotes2  about 1 month ago

    Every time the phone is fully charged he yells It’s Alive

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