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Off the Mark for Jun 7, 2018

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    blunebottle  12 days ago

    AWESOME! I fully support that treatment. Can I get it on MSP?

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    BearsDown GC Insider 12 days ago

    That treatment has been working for me the last 30 years. Different Labs, same outcome.

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    clacou  12 days ago

    The conclusion is that being with other humans is stressful…

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    shopony50  12 days ago

    <<—- Nope. Don’t care for Labs one bit. ;)

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    rhpii  12 days ago

    Love Love Love my black Lab Sophie.

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    prabbit237  12 days ago

    A woman brought a very limp parrot into a veterinary hospital. As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s chest. After a moment or two, the Vet shook his head sadly and said, “I’m so sorry, Polly has passedaway.”

    The distressed owner wailed, “Are you sure? I mean, you haven’t done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something.”

    The vet rolled his eyes, shrugged, turned and left the room returning a few moments later with beautiful black Labrador. As the bird’s owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the dead parrot from top to bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.

    The vet led the dog out but returned a few moments later with a cat. The cat jumped up and also sniffed delicately at the ex-bird. The cat sat back, shook its head, meowed and ran out of the room. The vet looked at the woman and said, “I’m sorry; but like I said, your parrot is most definitely, 100% certifiably …dead.”

    He then turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill which he handed to the woman. The parrot’s owner, still in shock, took the bill. “$150!” she cried. “$150 just to tell me my bird is dead?!”

    The vet shrugged. “If you’d taken my word for it, the bill would only have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, what did you expect?”

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  12 days ago

    That happens when you leashed expect it.

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    Gent  12 days ago

    Oh, that’s a nice lab you’ve got here, doc.

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    Teto85 GC Insider 12 days ago

    Yes. I am away from my doggies this week, Saturday will be even better than the Warriors winning Friday night.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! GC Insider 12 days ago

    That’s me when i come home from work.

    She get’s a good rubdown, and i get to drop a lot of stress.

    Winner, winner!

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    decalwrites  12 days ago

    And for those of us afraid of dogs? (I was badly bitten as a child.)

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    Galestorm GC Insider 11 days ago

    So, a yellow lab for the lesser stressed and a black lab for the ones dangerously near to being stressed out!

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