even God fears an IRS audit
What’s less amusing: Startups DO have to deal with paying taxes. Big corps also have to deal with it, but too often they do by finding a way to avoid paying. It’s no wonder than most startups fail.
At least the I.R.S. actually exists.
Do keep in mind: Those nice folks at the IRS rarely graduated anywhere near the top of their class at accounting school. In fact…
The solution is to start out by being too big to fail.
Or you can just B-S your way through life with the lending banks like the Fat Orange Clown did using Daddy’s money.
You better figure them in. My wife’s cousin started a business and didn’t figure them in. They came in and kicked them out, and locked the doors. They are lucky they didn’t go to jail.
One week to pray for forgiveness. Can I get an AMEN?!
Don’t lie during the year, and fear nothing on 4/15. Unless, of course, you voted for higher taxes.
Death and Taxes. No one dodges either for long.
He neglected to get Trump’s accountants.
Next time find a better accountant and avoid hedge funds.
I’ve been audited twice: The first time my gross was less than $10k, the second around $20k. Total waste of time for the auditor.
What is the real problem? The IRS or the tax laws (and the people who made them) or the people who decide they should get more than everyone else?
Well, taxation is for real.
I’m glad I’m so old and so poor that I no longer worry about the IRS. I just pray to Saint Social Security that he sends my retirement pension cheque every month.
Luckily, the money is always very well spent. #TheIRSRocks
Next time, factor in budget line for pay outs for bogus postive reviews.
As usual, crunch time is here and I’ve already completed the cycle. Filed, refunded and spent it.
“Neglected” means he didn’t think they’d catch on quite so fast.
I need to do my taxes cause I owe $$