Just might, she’s willing to take the chance though.
Be at my place at 7:30 tomorrow morning!
It looks like the snow removal crews got some new equipment.
“Would it kill you…..?”
It can clear the snow off the driveway
… and the driveway itself.
Would it kill you to shaddup and hide?
on the bright side, he won’t have to worry about shoveling the walk anymore…
or listening to the wife…
And when you are done with the driveway, you can take the wife.
Notice she won’t ask herself. Get hubby to do the dirty work
“Would it kill you to just ASK if he can do our driveway?”
“Pretty much so, yeah.”
Problem is it doesn’t understand English so say goodnight Gracie!
“Insignificant Humans! You will bow before the might of the superior—eh? Oh, uh, for a driveway this size…twenty bucks—the superior Valorians!
Trivia: what do you do with an old jet engine? Well in Moscow they use MiG-15 (Korean War era) engines to melt snow.
“So who called Acme Insta-Climate Change?”
I think the answer to that question is yes.
Yes. Yes it would.
Behind every man who’s doing what he’s supposed to do is a women who won’t do what he’s doing telling him he’s doing it wrong. “Thanks for taking care of the driveway” would go a lot further…
That looks like it’s gonna be snow fun whatsoever…
The robot has an appointment to clear the White House driveway from the snowfall in D>C. a couple days ago first, your’s will be next.
I think it just might.
Klaatu barada nikto
Probably, why don’t you ask him?
Nice timing. In a fit of self-righteous responsibility, I got up and shoveled my driveway and walk very early this morning. Then came in and read this. I wonder if he/she/it is for hire.
Call Mr. Plow, that’s my name. That name again is Mr. Plow.
Do WHAT to it??
Wiley, when did you collaborate with my wife for today’s strip?
I don’t think he’s in the mood.
Its too expensive to invade like that.
Yes, yes it would.
Yes, “it” very likely would kill you.
What could possibly go wrong?
A few minutes later she found out that, yes, it Does kill people.
Hmmm. Looks like there was one more Bruno left after Dr. Alloy went back to prison.
Better call Goon.
“But dear, that’s what Bob there was doing…”
Cheaper than a divorce.
Pretty darn funny!
The answer to the question is “Yes.”