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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 14, 2020

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    kakaako.fixtures  6 days ago

    Just might, she’s willing to take the chance though.

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    Dtroutma Premium Member 6 days ago

    Be at my place at 7:30 tomorrow morning!

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    finkd  6 days ago

    It looks like the snow removal crews got some new equipment.

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    mr_sherman Premium Member 6 days ago

    “Would it kill you…..?”

    “Well, actually….”

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    Bilan  6 days ago

    It can clear the snow off the driveway

    and the driveway itself.

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    Concretionist  6 days ago

    Would it kill you to shaddup and hide?

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    gopher gofer  6 days ago

    on the bright side, he won’t have to worry about shoveling the walk anymore…

    or listening to the wife…

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    Watcher  6 days ago

    And when you are done with the driveway, you can take the wife.

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    eastern.woods.metal  6 days ago

    Notice she won’t ask herself. Get hubby to do the dirty work

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    Enter.Name.Here  6 days ago

    “Would it kill you to just ASK if he can do our driveway?”

    “Pretty much so, yeah.”

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    Robert James  6 days ago

    No, there’s nothing wrong with killer robots from Venus.

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    Sanspareil  6 days ago

    Problem is it doesn’t understand English so say goodnight Gracie!

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter  6 days ago

    “Insignificant Humans! You will bow before the might of the superior—eh? Oh, uh, for a driveway this size…twenty bucks—the superior Valorians!

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    Harumph  6 days ago

    Maybe.

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    dflak  6 days ago

    Trivia: what do you do with an old jet engine? Well in Moscow they use MiG-15 (Korean War era) engines to melt snow.

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    dot-the-I  6 days ago

    “So who called Acme Insta-Climate Change?”

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    bbbmorrell  6 days ago

    I think the answer to that question is yes.

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    cdward  6 days ago

    Yes. Yes it would.

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    bbenoit  6 days ago

    Behind every man who’s doing what he’s supposed to do is a women who won’t do what he’s doing telling him he’s doing it wrong. “Thanks for taking care of the driveway” would go a lot further…

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    Masterskrain Premium Member 6 days ago

    That looks like it’s gonna be snow fun whatsoever…

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    zzeek  6 days ago

    The robot has an appointment to clear the White House driveway from the snowfall in D>C. a couple days ago first, your’s will be next.

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    MikyMN  6 days ago

    They’re here to serve man…so sunny side up please!

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    Mary Sullivan Premium Member 6 days ago

    I think it just might.

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    Rockaway Beach Bum  6 days ago

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    COL Crash  6 days ago

    Probably, why don’t you ask him?

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    martin510  6 days ago

    Probably

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    Honorable mention in the banjo toss Premium Member 6 days ago

    Nice timing. In a fit of self-righteous responsibility, I got up and shoveled my driveway and walk very early this morning. Then came in and read this. I wonder if he/she/it is for hire.

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    thelost wizard  6 days ago

    Call Mr. Plow, that’s my name. That name again is Mr. Plow.

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    pshea  6 days ago

    Do WHAT to it??

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    rs0204 Premium Member 6 days ago

    Wiley, when did you collaborate with my wife for today’s strip?

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku  6 days ago

    Very likely.

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    cuzinron47  6 days ago

    I don’t think he’s in the mood.

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    Night-Gaunt49  6 days ago

    Its too expensive to invade like that.

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    Fabienne  6 days ago

    Yes, yes it would.

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    CoffeeLvr  6 days ago

    Yes, “it” very likely would kill you.

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    Babs Maloney Premium Member 6 days ago

    What could possibly go wrong?

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    bakana  6 days ago

    A few minutes later she found out that, yes, it Does kill people.

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    dbwindhorst  6 days ago

    Hmmm. Looks like there was one more Bruno left after Dr. Alloy went back to prison.

    Better call Goon.

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    keenanthelibrarian  6 days ago

    Probably.

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    ChessPirate  6 days ago

    “But dear, that’s what Bob there was doing…”

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    unfair.de  6 days ago

    Cheaper than a divorce.

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    Kind&Kinder  6 days ago

    Pretty darn funny!

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    theoldidahofox  6 days ago

    The answer to the question is “Yes.”

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