Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 29, 2019


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    strictures  over 1 year ago

    The design of the doors makes them the same place.

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    Concretionist  over 1 year ago

    Door for the liberals is on the left of course. The one for the conservatives is, on the right naturally.

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    kodj kodjin Premium Member over 1 year ago

    If the Cravings restaurant served Sonic chili coneys, I would go there!

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    Watcher  over 1 year ago

    Two sides of the same coin.

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    Enter.Name.Here  over 1 year ago

    “LOCATION is everything…”.

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    Bilan  over 1 year ago

    As noted, the Cravings Indulgence Cafe is the same as the Cravings Suppression Clinic, but the latter charges twice as much.

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    dot-the-I  over 1 year ago

    Veterinarian-Taxidermist: “Either Way You Get your Pet Back.” (From the old Click-and-Clack show).

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    rmercer Premium Member over 1 year ago

    “Corner” in the literal sense, of course.

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    tripwire45  over 1 year ago

    It’s like putting an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting right next to a liquor store.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    So, if you get to much of what you want, you don’t want it anymore. Works for me.

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    nos.nevets  over 1 year ago

    Which door is IN & which one OUT?

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    Pickled Pete  over 1 year ago

    First impression was the opioid crisis. Brought on by medical and pharmaceutical industry, and continuing business in the fix.

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    hwhite22  over 1 year ago

    Wiley rules !

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    chmsam  over 1 year ago

    And naturally, how many “hamdergers” and how much fast food does the lardass in chef scarf down in one sitting? No self-indulgence there in the WH – since he can’t spell words of more than one syllable. Covfefe.

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    Nate England  over 1 year ago

    Like advertising a medicine for some random weird problem no one has and next commercial is a law office for suing that medicine for all the problems it causes.

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    sandpiper  over 1 year ago

    Looks like enjoyment vs followup guilt

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    PeteHenderson  over 1 year ago

    The one for coservatives is the right one.

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    wildman-al  over 1 year ago

    I feel it is our culture to go to both doors.

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    COL Crash  over 1 year ago

    I wonder why the things we really crave are usually bad for us. Maybe it’s because Human nature is self destructive.

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    DCBakerEsq  over 1 year ago

    Self-indulgence + guilt = religion.

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Here in Oregon, an osteopath set up his office across the street from the ice-skating rink. And the Girl Scouts, in one instance, set their cookie stand up across from a cannabis store.

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    Bicycle Dude  over 1 year ago

    I just want to eat an ice cream cone before it melts all over my hand.

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    zzeek  over 1 year ago

    Just like big pharma. We’ll create an addiction, then offer a cure. For a nominal fee of course.

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    pcolli  over 1 year ago

    Good business sense.

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    sergioandrade Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Reminds of a story I heard of a girl scout cookie stand set up next to a legal marijuana store.

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    1953Baby  over 1 year ago

    All the money that is now being used in scientific research to construct alternate sources of protein should go to making everything taste like CHOCOLATE!!!!!!

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