Now that’s funny. Wiley. Actually, you’d think the collar on the snake would prevent it from swallowing its last meal, so little Fifi, or whatever the dog’s name is, may still have a chance.
A co-worker of mine owned a snake. It lived in his closet, It would wrap itself around the pole and stay there for the whole day. Apparently, that’s what snakes do.
I asked what it was like taking care of a snake. He said it was better than taking care of a dog or cat in that it didn’t shed continuously. When it did, it was one big piece easy to clean up. Secondly, you don’t have to remember to feed them every day. One hamster about once a month would do it. Then you don’t have to take them out every day. Watch the bulge. When it gets to the appropriate place, take the snake out for a walk.
He stated that he was going to open a pet shop that specialized in reptiles and amphibians: “In Cold Blood” he planed to call it.
Dtroutma over 5 years ago
But isn’t that collar a little like a fisherman’s cormorant? At least he calls it a pet and not an emotional support animal. Now he may need one.
Charliegirl Premium Member over 5 years ago
You should see the movie No Country for Old Men.
sirbadger over 5 years ago
It could have been worse. It could have been the dog outside and human inside.
Enter.Name.Here over 5 years ago
Of course, meeting women in court because they sued him for loss of their pet wasn’t in the plan.
in.amongst over 5 years ago
So this time the snake ate the apple, is it?!?
Kind&Kinder over 5 years ago
Actually, she was fishing for a fair-sized serpent!
braindead Premium Member over 5 years ago
Just grab ’em by the python.
The Pro from Dover over 5 years ago
They’re called “Look at me!” pets. “Aren’t I different?”
billyc9501 over 5 years ago
Funny, but not original by a long shot.
Watcher over 5 years ago
Lenny, she is going to need a lot of comfort and emotional support. I guess you will have to be the man to do it.
the lost wizard over 5 years ago
The pets really seem to have taken to each other.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Maybe he will meet a nice lawyer?
addieson over 5 years ago
He shouldn’t have put a stretchy collar on it, then they could fish the dog out!
P51Strega over 5 years ago
Well he got a contact number (her lawyer’s).
He got a date (court date).
She even got into his briefs (legal briefs).
He scored pretty well.
FassEddie over 5 years ago
Fast snake! Slow dog.
Qiset over 5 years ago
A case for concealed carry. Bang! Dead snake before it can eat one’s dog.
tripwire45 over 5 years ago
Now that’s funny. Wiley. Actually, you’d think the collar on the snake would prevent it from swallowing its last meal, so little Fifi, or whatever the dog’s name is, may still have a chance.
DanFlak over 5 years ago
A co-worker of mine owned a snake. It lived in his closet, It would wrap itself around the pole and stay there for the whole day. Apparently, that’s what snakes do.
I asked what it was like taking care of a snake. He said it was better than taking care of a dog or cat in that it didn’t shed continuously. When it did, it was one big piece easy to clean up. Secondly, you don’t have to remember to feed them every day. One hamster about once a month would do it. Then you don’t have to take them out every day. Watch the bulge. When it gets to the appropriate place, take the snake out for a walk.He stated that he was going to open a pet shop that specialized in reptiles and amphibians: “In Cold Blood” he planed to call it.
silverking1953 over 5 years ago
Urp!
wirepunchr over 5 years ago
Looks like the snake already has the floss ready.
smgray over 5 years ago
Talk about a snake in the glass (or on the sidewalk).
RobinHood over 5 years ago
Say no more. Wink wink nudge nudge
Al Nala over 5 years ago
Technically, the collar on the snake would have prevented it from swallowing her dog.
dot-the-I over 5 years ago
Here’s hoping Mindy has the super-strong leash reel in hand now that cute little Fi-Fi went to say hello to Monty.
BiathlonNut over 5 years ago
One less yap-yap dog.
bsands3 over 5 years ago
reminds me of the far side
rlaker22j over 5 years ago
Still funny
Bookworm over 5 years ago
Maybe it’s an “emotional support” python. (shudders)
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
Quick lady, press the “retract” button on your dog leash!
Jan C over 5 years ago
It would have taken between a half hour and an hour for that snake to consume that dog. And they just stood there and watched?
SusieB over 5 years ago
see you on Peoples Court
DCBakerEsq over 5 years ago
“You got your chihuahua in my boa constrictor!”
Bilan over 5 years ago
Not only did Lenny meet the woman, she’s take him a-courtin’.