Monty by Jim Meddick for June 04, 2023

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    ajnotales  9 months ago

    Wish I’d had a powered walkway that fast two weeks ago in SF … dam near missed my connecting flight!

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    Enter.Name.Here  9 months ago

    “First time I ever made it to the gate on schedule with time to spare.”

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    Old Retired Guy  9 months ago

    I would have expected Monty to wear briefs.

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    Imagine  9 months ago

    He’s going to catch that flight. If he can stop in time.

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    thevideostoreguy  9 months ago

    Only a madman would engage in a series of wildly implausible events just for a punchli—oh, wait, it’s Monty.

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    Imagine  9 months ago

    At least he held on.

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    nosirrom  9 months ago

    Those powered walkways are like driving in the city. It’s faster to walk.

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    twstd  9 months ago

    And there you have your total idiot haha

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    Jayalexander  9 months ago

    Complete idiot would be too kind. Half brained, dip stick is closer.

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    Gina Carson  9 months ago

    “Some idiot” will always be synonymous with “Monty.”

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member 9 months ago

    Had to walk across O’Hare to get to a stump jumper airline. Then would have to do it again on the way back. Most exercise, I got in a year.

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    [Traveler] Premium Member 9 months ago

    Murphy’s law changed to Monty’s law

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    russef  9 months ago

    Jim, I’m suing for laugh spasms.

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    Chris  9 months ago

    :D

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    allanwishart  9 months ago

    Why, as soon as I saw the words “total idiot”, did I know who was going to show up?

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    joegeethree  9 months ago

    Yeah, there’s always that guy.

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    F-Flash  9 months ago

    Wait until he gets to the end of the walk way, &*%#!

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    WCraft Premium Member 9 months ago

    Dulles Airport?

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    monya_43  9 months ago

    When he gets to the end, the sudden stop is going to hurt a lot, Monty will curse and he will need a new wardrobe.

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    stamps  9 months ago

    “Moving walk is coming to its end.”

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    raybarb44  9 months ago

    Where there is a way, there will always be at least one idiot. Law of physics……

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    mrwalker008  9 months ago

    Is that a tube of preparation H?

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    Impkins  Premium Member 9 months ago

    Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!! :)

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    GKBOWOOD Premium Member 9 months ago

    Wutta flimsy zipper on Monty’s bag!

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    eddi-TBH  9 months ago

    Meet today’s designated idiot.

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    parkerinthehouse  9 months ago

    I laughed way too hard at this one HAHAHAHAHA

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    ChessPirate  9 months ago

    Aw, c’mon, Monty’s not a total idiot… ☺

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    Sisyphos  9 months ago

    Yup. What you said, Black Guy. It’s a “total idiot.” We call him “Monty.”

    But don’t worry. He usually somehow survives his stupidity….

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