Wish I’d had a powered walkway that fast two weeks ago in SF … dam near missed my connecting flight!
“First time I ever made it to the gate on schedule with time to spare.”
I would have expected Monty to wear briefs.
He’s going to catch that flight. If he can stop in time.
Only a madman would engage in a series of wildly implausible events just for a punchli—oh, wait, it’s Monty.
At least he held on.
Those powered walkways are like driving in the city. It’s faster to walk.
And there you have your total idiot haha
Complete idiot would be too kind. Half brained, dip stick is closer.
“Some idiot” will always be synonymous with “Monty.”
Had to walk across O’Hare to get to a stump jumper airline. Then would have to do it again on the way back. Most exercise, I got in a year.
Murphy’s law changed to Monty’s law
Jim, I’m suing for laugh spasms.
:D
Why, as soon as I saw the words “total idiot”, did I know who was going to show up?
Yeah, there’s always that guy.
Wait until he gets to the end of the walk way, &*%#!
Dulles Airport?
When he gets to the end, the sudden stop is going to hurt a lot, Monty will curse and he will need a new wardrobe.
“Moving walk is coming to its end.”
Where there is a way, there will always be at least one idiot. Law of physics……
Is that a tube of preparation H?
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!! :)
Wutta flimsy zipper on Monty’s bag!
Meet today’s designated idiot.
I laughed way too hard at this one HAHAHAHAHA
Aw, c’mon, Monty’s not a total idiot… ☺
Yup. What you said, Black Guy. It’s a “total idiot.” We call him “Monty.”
But don’t worry. He usually somehow survives his stupidity….
ajnotales 11 months ago
Wish I’d had a powered walkway that fast two weeks ago in SF … dam near missed my connecting flight!
Enter.Name.Here 11 months ago
“First time I ever made it to the gate on schedule with time to spare.”
Old Retired Guy 11 months ago
I would have expected Monty to wear briefs.
Imagine 11 months ago
He’s going to catch that flight. If he can stop in time.
thevideostoreguy 11 months ago
Only a madman would engage in a series of wildly implausible events just for a punchli—oh, wait, it’s Monty.
Imagine 11 months ago
At least he held on.
nosirrom 11 months ago
Those powered walkways are like driving in the city. It’s faster to walk.
twstd 11 months ago
And there you have your total idiot haha
Jayalexander 11 months ago
Complete idiot would be too kind. Half brained, dip stick is closer.
Gina Carson 11 months ago
“Some idiot” will always be synonymous with “Monty.”
NeedaChuckle Premium Member 11 months ago
Had to walk across O’Hare to get to a stump jumper airline. Then would have to do it again on the way back. Most exercise, I got in a year.
[Traveler] Premium Member 11 months ago
Murphy’s law changed to Monty’s law
russef 11 months ago
Jim, I’m suing for laugh spasms.
Chris 11 months ago
:D
allanwishart 11 months ago
Why, as soon as I saw the words “total idiot”, did I know who was going to show up?
joegeethree 11 months ago
Yeah, there’s always that guy.
F-Flash 11 months ago
Wait until he gets to the end of the walk way, &*%#!
WCraft Premium Member 11 months ago
Dulles Airport?
monya_43 11 months ago
When he gets to the end, the sudden stop is going to hurt a lot, Monty will curse and he will need a new wardrobe.
stamps 11 months ago
“Moving walk is coming to its end.”
raybarb44 11 months ago
Where there is a way, there will always be at least one idiot. Law of physics……
mrwalker008 11 months ago
Is that a tube of preparation H?
Impkins Premium Member 11 months ago
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!! :)
GKBOWOOD Premium Member 11 months ago
Wutta flimsy zipper on Monty’s bag!
eddi-TBH 11 months ago
Meet today’s designated idiot.
parkerinthehouse 11 months ago
I laughed way too hard at this one HAHAHAHAHA
ChessPirate 11 months ago
Aw, c’mon, Monty’s not a total idiot… ☺
Sisyphos 11 months ago
Yup. What you said, Black Guy. It’s a “total idiot.” We call him “Monty.”
But don’t worry. He usually somehow survives his stupidity….