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Monty by Jim Meddick for June 11, 2021

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    Enter.Name.Here  3 months ago

    He’s still OK. If he were truly too far gone then he would have said “Hey you kids! Get off my lawn!”

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    Ratkin  3 months ago

    Gnome more trespassing!

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    Imagine  3 months ago

    A universe full of un-gnomes.

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    swedishdaddy  3 months ago

    Yellow for yelling

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    Zykoic  3 months ago

    Wife trying to change diet, she keeps saying, “You need herring eggs!”

    I ain’t eating them….

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    Jayalexander  3 months ago

    Where’s the science to explain why your ears and nose become huge and your hair tries to escape out your ears. This is total BS.

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  3 months ago

    Time to splurge and get dichondra.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member 3 months ago

    Hate bifocals, got the variable lenses instead. Take a little getting used to, but much better.

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    Ichabod Ferguson  3 months ago

    There are known gnomes; there are gnomes we know we know. We also know there are unknown gnomes; that is to say we know there are some gnomes we do not know. But there are also unknown gnomes—the ones we don’t know we don’t know.

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    mistercatworks  3 months ago

    Hey, lawn gnomes, get the heck off my lawn!

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    Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member 3 months ago

    Monty without glasses….WHOA

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    Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe  3 months ago

    I live so far from town they have to bus in kids to mess up my new lawn

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    Plods with ...™ Premium Member 3 months ago

    Seems like yesterday that I could still stand without hearing Snap, Crackle and Pop from my knees. Sneaks up on you.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 3 months ago

    I didn’t get to be an old man suddenly, I had to sneak up on it. Fortunately, my personality is still suffering from an arrested adolescence, something my body periodically needs to be reminded of.

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    pcmcdonald  3 months ago

    Green for Torino.

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    53comics53  3 months ago

    Overuse of “Um” again.

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    TimothyRoss  3 months ago

    Alas, poor Monty. He’s become a grumpy old man who doesn’t like the way things are compared to the way they were.In his day, he was a strapping young dork in the prime of his young dorkiness and he liked it that way! He LOVED it!

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    Sisyphos  3 months ago

    Lawn gnomes?! Hell, load up the old Magnum .44, Mature tough guy!

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