There are known gnomes; there are gnomes we know we know. We also know there are unknown gnomes; that is to say we know there are some gnomes we do not know. But there are also unknown gnomes—the ones we don’t know we don’t know.
I didn’t get to be an old man suddenly, I had to sneak up on it. Fortunately, my personality is still suffering from an arrested adolescence, something my body periodically needs to be reminded of.
Alas, poor Monty. He’s become a grumpy old man who doesn’t like the way things are compared to the way they were.In his day, he was a strapping young dork in the prime of his young dorkiness and he liked it that way! He LOVED it!
Enter.Name.Here almost 3 years ago
He’s still OK. If he were truly too far gone then he would have said “Hey you kids! Get off my lawn!”
Ratkin almost 3 years ago
Gnome more trespassing!
Imagine almost 3 years ago
A universe full of un-gnomes.
swedishdaddy almost 3 years ago
Yellow for yelling
Zykoic almost 3 years ago
Wife trying to change diet, she keeps saying, “You need herring eggs!”
I ain’t eating them….
Jayalexander almost 3 years ago
Where’s the science to explain why your ears and nose become huge and your hair tries to escape out your ears. This is total BS.
Pharmakeus Ubik almost 3 years ago
Time to splurge and get dichondra.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Hate bifocals, got the variable lenses instead. Take a little getting used to, but much better.
Ichabod Ferguson almost 3 years ago
There are known gnomes; there are gnomes we know we know. We also know there are unknown gnomes; that is to say we know there are some gnomes we do not know. But there are also unknown gnomes—the ones we don’t know we don’t know.
mistercatworks almost 3 years ago
Hey, lawn gnomes, get the heck off my lawn!
Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Monty without glasses….WHOA
Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe almost 3 years ago
I live so far from town they have to bus in kids to mess up my new lawn
Plods with ...™ almost 3 years ago
Seems like yesterday that I could still stand without hearing Snap, Crackle and Pop from my knees. Sneaks up on you.
Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I didn’t get to be an old man suddenly, I had to sneak up on it. Fortunately, my personality is still suffering from an arrested adolescence, something my body periodically needs to be reminded of.
pcmcdonald almost 3 years ago
Green for Torino.
53comics53 almost 3 years ago
Overuse of “Um” again.
TimothyRoss almost 3 years ago
Alas, poor Monty. He’s become a grumpy old man who doesn’t like the way things are compared to the way they were.In his day, he was a strapping young dork in the prime of his young dorkiness and he liked it that way! He LOVED it!
Sisyphos almost 3 years ago
Lawn gnomes?! Hell, load up the old Magnum .44, Mature tough guy!