Lola by Todd Clark for September 25, 2021

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    LastRoseOfSummer 1 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Baby boys everywhere will be grateful.

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    Boots at the Boar Premium Member 4 months ago

    They keep getting smaller. Oy vey!

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    angelolady Premium Member 4 months ago

    Gave it a like after I looked him up.

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    Imagine  4 months ago

    Time to retire, Murray.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member 4 months ago

    The old SNL routine where the mohel does a cut in the back of a moving car as a commercial for the smooth ride of the car comes to mind, LOL!

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    Ubintold  4 months ago

    Also known as Rabbi Kutchyakockoff.

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    SamT53  4 months ago

    The yamaka gave it away for me.

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    DawnQuinn1  4 months ago

    He is a Rabbi. What he “cuts” should be obvious.

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    Purple People Eater  4 months ago

    I wonder what happened to remind him to measure twice before cutting.

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    Khatkhattu Premium Member 4 months ago

    The results of not measuring accurately are not pretty. Had one infant admitted to the ICU because the midwife was a little aggressive with the cutting-needed a unit of blood. Also a sharp object is best-a bullet doesn’t do a clean enough job as a 16 year old can attest who caught one while standing on a street corner. (Police, Fire, and Medical professionals all have good stories for those who can stomach them. As Anna Russell in her parody of Wagner’s Ring Cycle said "People, I am not making this up!)

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    Iseau  4 months ago

    Churchillian Drift.

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    raybarb44  4 months ago

    Good advice for everyone…..

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    Teto85 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Baby mutilator. All in the name of a non-existent fairy being.

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    Plods with ...™ Premium Member 4 months ago

    I cut it again and it’s still too short

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    JD_Rhoades  4 months ago

    In restrooms a guy named Elias,

    Wreaks havoc. The wherefore and why is,

    Inaccurate aim

    And he places the blame

    On a mohel who cut on the bias.

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    felinefan55 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Robin Hood: Men in Tights has a scene where Mel Brooks’ rabbi drives up in his carriage with his wine. He was talking about circumcisions saying the ladies love them and all the men want one (Little John want TWO!!).

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    chuckp42  4 months ago

    Face Palm

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    generic16 Premium Member 4 months ago

    The mohelAfter many years, a mohel had saved the foreskins from thousands of circumcisions and didn’t know what to do with them so he brought them to his tailor. A couple weeks later, the tailor hands the mohel a wallet and the mohel, disappointed, says, “I give you thousands of foreskin and all you can make me is this wallet?!”To which the tailor responds, " Yes, but rub it and it becomes a suitcase!"

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