Lola by Todd Clark for September 25, 2021

Baby boys everywhere will be grateful.

They keep getting smaller. Oy vey!

Gave it a like after I looked him up.

Time to retire, Murray.

Gvalt…

The old SNL routine where the mohel does a cut in the back of a moving car as a commercial for the smooth ride of the car comes to mind, LOL!

Also known as Rabbi Kutchyakockoff.

The yamaka gave it away for me.

He is a Rabbi. What he “cuts” should be obvious.

I wonder what happened to remind him to measure twice before cutting.

The results of not measuring accurately are not pretty. Had one infant admitted to the ICU because the midwife was a little aggressive with the cutting-needed a unit of blood. Also a sharp object is best-a bullet doesn’t do a clean enough job as a 16 year old can attest who caught one while standing on a street corner. (Police, Fire, and Medical professionals all have good stories for those who can stomach them. As Anna Russell in her parody of Wagner’s Ring Cycle said "People, I am not making this up!)

Churchillian Drift.

Good advice for everyone…..

OOOUCH!!!

Baby mutilator. All in the name of a non-existent fairy being.

I cut it again and it’s still too short

In restrooms a guy named Elias,

Wreaks havoc. The wherefore and why is,

Inaccurate aim

And he places the blame

On a mohel who cut on the bias.

Robin Hood: Men in Tights has a scene where Mel Brooks’ rabbi drives up in his carriage with his wine. He was talking about circumcisions saying the ladies love them and all the men want one (Little John want TWO!!).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXsYnJ636Gg

Face Palm

The mohelAfter many years, a mohel had saved the foreskins from thousands of circumcisions and didn’t know what to do with them so he brought them to his tailor. A couple weeks later, the tailor hands the mohel a wallet and the mohel, disappointed, says, “I give you thousands of foreskin and all you can make me is this wallet?!”To which the tailor responds, " Yes, but rub it and it becomes a suitcase!"