Lay Lines by Carol Lay for January 17, 2023

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    Bilan  over 1 year ago

    I thought death waits for nobody.

    Oh, that’s only men.

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    electricshadow Premium Member over 1 year ago

    “I took survival lessons from a cockroach.”

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    Olddog1  over 1 year ago

    Mike the headless chicken lived and walked for 18 months after his beheading in 1945. Today it could get elected to congress.

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    drkala  over 1 year ago

    ’nuff with the politics….

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    chaslev Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Disturbingly realistic strip

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    willie_mctell  over 1 year ago

    All caps like in the Discworld books.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Sad, but you can’t run away.

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    spaced man spliff  over 1 year ago

    That’s certainly a very un-kosher way to dispense with a chicken.

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    [Unnamed Reader - e476da]  over 1 year ago

    I guess no more insurance premiums.

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    paullp Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Random Musings:

    Farmer: “Dang! I gotta remember to pen ’em up before chopping the heads off those free range chickens!”

    At first I thought the chicken should reply, “Well, I was busy running around like a . . . oh, you know . . . .” Then I realized that (hopefully) Death is asking a purely rhetorical question. Because if he’s expecting the headless chicken to get up and speak (assuming that, as a cartoon chicken, it had the power of speech), he’s got a long wait.

    Is Death there to take the chicken’s soul to the afterlife, or has he just been impatiently waiting around for his dinner?

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    Ida No  over 1 year ago

    “Had to wait for the smartphone battery to die.”

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    Ivan the Terrible   over 1 year ago

    Pluck, gut, dismember— it’s Sunday dinner.

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    Dragoncat  over 1 year ago

    It takes a while to swim through De Nile…

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    mengelji  over 1 year ago

    From this we learn to NEVER EVER cut the head off of a T. Rex.

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