Last Kiss by John Lustig for March 27, 2023

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    allen@home  11 months ago

    Umm dude think you need to find someone else to talk with.

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    John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 11 months ago

    Here’s the link to the original vintage art and text of the ad.

    Copy and paste or highlight the link and right click to go to the page. Thanks!

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    allen@home  11 months ago

    Umm dude time to find someone else to talk with you.

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    C  11 months ago

    Oh look at the time!

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    gduncan58  11 months ago

    Loving all the vintage ads, John!

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    pschearer Premium Member 11 months ago

    TREIDLER. The artist’s name was TREIDLER.

    But oddly, John has it correct on the page he links to above.

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    scote1379 Premium Member 11 months ago

    I Swear to God your Honor he ran into my knife Twelve times……

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member 11 months ago

    I didn’t do it, and I swear I’ll never do it again.

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    PraiseofFolly  11 months ago

    Nautical sequel to “The Orient Express” — “The Orient Empress.”

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    The Reader Premium Member 11 months ago

    Don’t you just hate it when they nail you for a technicality like that?

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    nosirrom  11 months ago

    They were meant for each other. He’s so dapper and she’s so flapper.

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    distortion  11 months ago

    He had it coming…

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    JoeStoppinghem Premium Member 11 months ago

    From Hollywood the prequel to “The Quite Man”, Sean Thornton traveling from America back to Ireland and all the interesting people he meets.

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    jrankin1959  11 months ago

    She could just tell him to buzz off, but she’s a creative soul…

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    Dobby53 Premium Member 11 months ago

    Just saying..″We do have a rather bizarre case, but the facts indicate we do have a suicide,″ police Chief Lawrence Juzwicki". (Mom used to laugh at this story – that worried me).

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    Zoturdley Premium Member 11 months ago

    Great one John. Keeping up the good work.

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    WickWire64  11 months ago

    When she wants to go her own way she just… points

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    Teto85 Premium Member 11 months ago

    One of Chesterfields early adverts trying to hook women on cigarettes. For several years the adverts did not show women smoking, just being close to a smoker and saying such things as “Blow some my way.” It worked and Chesterfields sales went up quickly.

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    Zebrastripes  11 months ago

    Appearances are deceiving….

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    Another Take  11 months ago

    GAL: Wooden deck chairs are so uncomfortable!

    GUY: Under this blanket I got wood that you’d find a lot more comfortable. HEY! WHERE YA GOING?

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    anomaly  11 months ago

    It’s a credible story. I could believe you for an hour or so.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 11 months ago

    Hmmm, that makes you even more sensuous…..

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  11 months ago

    So much for THAT book’s cover.

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    Indianapolis Smith  11 months ago

    What is that through the porthole? An elephant leg??

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    MartinPerry1  11 months ago

    Nothing turns me on more than having a bit of spice in a relationship.

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    John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 11 months ago

    I should point out that on my blog Last Kiss super fan “Fine Jam” has posted some hilarious responses to the original ad’s dialogue: “Not at all—the aroma is delightful.”

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    cleokaya  11 months ago

    That is kind of like the body was already dead, but I made love to it anyway

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    Vet Premium Member 11 months ago

    Thats her story…now don’t let her drive the point into you. Just get up, excuse yourself, and walk away easy like.

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    Running Buffalo Premium Member 11 months ago

    It’s still the 20’s. I still have to keep both feet on the ground to keep things “proper”.

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    gopher gofer  11 months ago

    her small talk reminds me of a few ex-girlfriends…

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    Lady loves a joke  11 months ago

    “That case was entirely circumstantial. They never did find the knife, Roy. Hey, where are you going?”

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    sperry532  11 months ago

    Looks like the beginning of another Frankie Drake Mystery.

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    goblue86  11 months ago

    That is…dead from the toaster I threw into the tub..but I couldn’t get the judge to overlook that part.

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