JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for July 14, 2023

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    Ruth Brown  8 months ago

    That’s what I figured.

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    Rhetorical_Question   8 months ago

    The real reason

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  8 months ago

    Mission accomplished. She just needed the right visual aids. Clearly a genius.

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    crookedwolf Premium Member 8 months ago

    Ah, the power of twin toddlers!

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    tremaine53  8 months ago

    Mission accomplished!

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    jagedlo  8 months ago

    Hope you enjoyed your time out…because it looks like you’re going to have to do quite a bit of cleaning…

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    Differentname  8 months ago

    Reminds me of a story. College professor gets some of the fittest athletes in the school and asks them to just follow some toddlers around. The kiddies were going strong after four hours and the marathon runners had passed out.

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    Ellis97  8 months ago

    Guess Marcus and Nicole won’t have any kids.

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    DaBump Premium Member 8 months ago

    “Help! And I wanted to have TWELVE of these things?”

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    DuskyPaws  8 months ago

    Mission accomplished indeed! And a huge reality check for Marcus, too, it seems.

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    Andre721  8 months ago

    The twins seem to recall a trauma of The Sock Ness Monster in their drawing on the wall.

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    FireAnt_Hater  8 months ago

    LOL the reality of raising children has entered Marcus’ brain… from wanting 12 to “let’s wait a while.”

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    FireAnt_Hater  8 months ago

    She thinks the kids were ‘fantastic’ because she doesn’t want to birth 12 kids and they helped by realigning Marcus’ views to be more like her own…

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    Comicsandcookies  8 months ago

    Excellent!

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    alkabelis Premium Member 8 months ago

    The best birth control there is. Babysitting a couple of brats.

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    Miss Buttinsky Premium Member 8 months ago

    Nicole is really really clever!

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    locake  8 months ago

    Yes, that is what I said a few days ago. She brought Marcus along so he could see what having kids is really like. That was her plan all along.

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    198.23.5.11  8 months ago

    And Marcus’ plan was to turn Nicole “onto” kids.

    And the monkey turns out to be a real one.

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    tammyspeakslife Premium Member 8 months ago

    A version of ‘scared straight’

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    felinefan55 Premium Member 8 months ago

    Is Marcus the youngest of his brothers? Meanwhile there was control at all of the twins I am guessing. I babysat for an eleventh month old when I was 10. My mom was a waitress and one of the other servers needed someone for a few hours each night just for two weeks. Her husband had some night exercises (my folks were stationed at Ft. Bliss at the time) so he couldn’t be there. Of course today they and my mother would probably be up on child endangerment charges. The baby’s name was Deniece Desiree. I loved her middle name so I decided that was what I was going to name any girl I had. I had never heard it before and I hadn’t seen it spelt, so I spelled it like it sounded “Desarae”. Right after she was born “General Hospital” introduced a character named that. We were stationed in Germany at the time so AFN was the only English TV station we had otherwise I would have never known since I wasn’t really into soaps. The “Stars and Stripes” newspaper used to print the TV schedule. That was how I found out I misspelled it. Years later I came across Neil Diamond’s song “Desiree”. I don’t know how I had never heard it on the radio. It was on a greatest hits album that I bought.

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    Teto85 Premium Member 8 months ago

    As a father of twins, yah, they will do that.

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    TaliesinWI  8 months ago

    Wow. Most guys would wait until after they regain consciousness before making that declaration.

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    PaintTheDust  8 months ago

    There’s a reason she’s in a top graduate program!

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 8 months ago

    Good job twins!

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