Hellva way to run an international superpower.
Give him a couple ball bearings to play with.
The adolescents in the room talking about the baby and knowing that there are no adults anywhere.
Maybe he’ll begin to think he’s Woody Allen and command that everyone start speaking Swedish. (I hope someone gets this reference).
If he doesn’t forget he’ll change his mind, especially if the first decision did give him a bump in ratings with his “base.”
Does anyone else here wonder what Trump is snorting? The only time he seems rational is when he snorts while he’s talking.
“What, are you stupid? We rush back to our desks and do it. Just like all his other crazy decisions.”
Does the crazy directive profit us in some way? No? Then we go with your plan.
While you guys are walking, Buttercup will ‘twitter’ his decision to a world that wearily awaits his next idiocy. By the time you reach your desks he will have added questionable facts to support it. And just as your butts hit your chairs, he will reverse course, deny he ever planned that foolishness, blame critics for airing false news, and maybe ‘suggest’ you would find a better job elsewhere. Twitterpated doesn’t begin to describe Buttercup.
Or take important papers off his desk. He’ll forget about them in 5 minutes.
No need to slow walk.. heck you could even run.. The trump forgets… even the last sentence he just made. What is scary.. is that Republicans are unwilling to see the dementia that is getting worse day by day.
Spend time with your fidget spinner, too.
“What do we do?”
“I’m on it; my aides are calling Poulter and Hannity for instructions.”
Impeach Trump for insanity.
No hurry, Trump is one that can pause in mid sentence to deny what he just said was not what he just said. Most would say,oh I misspoke, not Trump. Never never ever admit he said something wrong.
Capt. Queeg was used up and should have been left on the beach and not given a new ship
It’s a lie anyway, forget it!!
This was the essence of what the Mueller report was saying:
The only reason Trump wasn’t nailed by Mueller for criminal willful obstruction was because the people he ordered to carry it out either refused outright, or didn’t follow through with it.
May justice prevail….
I once had a CEO rather like Il Douche (but not so evil): He had a dozen crazy ideas a day. And this is pretty much exactly how we treated them. 95% of them got forgotten / overwritten by the next wild idea. If he asked about one of them later we would tell him we were reasearching. And if he asked again a second time, then we might begin to pay attention. If it seemed only moderately hare-brained or better.
This comic has already lasted 7 days longer than any decision Buttercup ever made
Did Jeff die! Or just quit working!
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