In Security by Bea R. for May 14, 2018

There’s room in each panel for about 18 lines of text. ✨

Well… at least she’s not a FIGHTING drunk…

Bea I can’t read any of this! Is she speaking German? XD

I feel we can’t exactly give her a lot of advice, I think even with all the dates we’ve seen her on that only accounts for a very small percent off all of of them. Who knows what’s been going on that we haven’t seen.

Sedine tried to dig for the evil in Ellie’s soul, hit a motherlode of self-pity.

Sam? Got Hubbs’ number handy?

“I don’ like cats. They make me sneeze.” – Hagrid.

The problem is that you’re very picky, Ellie-dely

Does Hubbs like cats? Does Ow like Hubbs?

I cannot stand women that cry like that. Hey, quit being demanding. It takes two to tango, not just the guy doing all the work.

In five years, Ellie will be Helen Abernathy from The Simpsons. Get ready for roommates, Ow!

I like cats!

Bea, I noticed the Haagen-Dazs Green Tea picture on your latest Tweet. I don’t Tweet so can’t ask you there. Was it good?

Maybe even men, clueless as we generally are, can detect a teasing goody-two shoes who is also a sloppy drunk…“Run you fools!”

I had to squint in new glasses that’s bad lol

“My father always told me ‘Never judge a man by where he drinks, only how he holds it.’” That is one of my favourite lines from Kong: Skull Island. Love that movie…

And this is after only half a glass … !!

Oh MY!

More dates than the stars in the sky….

Uh, Ellie, though millions and billions of miles away, you can see those stars because they put out light.

What do you XXX XXX? This comment has been interrupted by the comic police, on temporary loan from Pearls Before Swine.

Nein…

Awww cute kitty.

Wow Ellie is oblivious to her own faults. But then again many of us are.