But Wilson seems to be doing all right for himself.
However, as an embezzler, you’re superb.
His monthly expense account claims for tuxedo rental should have been a clue.
You can’t doubt his ability, but you can doubt his intention
I like working from home. I recently had a video conference with my boss. His was a rather nondescript spare bedroom. Mine is a corner office with a view of a lake.
To be fair, my wife and I are empty nesters and have more bedrooms than we need. The mortgage is paid off so we would gain little by downsizing.
Hmmm! I’m rethinking your position at the company, Wilson!
Wilson has gotten real comfortable in his job.
His wife thinks he’s doing a great job.
I think he’s my tax preparer.
My accountant’s name really is Wilson!
I don’t think it’s his abilities; I think it’s his focus that needs attention
Maybe because he keeps throwing the book at you.
For lesser crimes you go to prison. For grand larceny, you go to Congress.
Personally, I would say, Wilson is doing very well as a bookkeeper.
Example of why some wish to avoid having their financial records examined.
Oh, Wilson’;s doin’ fine.
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