Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 03, 2023

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    The Old Wolf  8 months ago

    “But when it comes to brute strength, I’m afraid I’m at the shallow end of the gene pool.” – Scar

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    Randy B Premium Member 8 months ago

    “Hello Kitty” as an object of fear and loathing in the restroom…. nope, I can’t visualize it.

    Margaret Keane magnets would be truly awful:

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    3hourtour Premium Member 8 months ago

    …there are a few things wrong with this cartoon…

    …any object in the urinal is always a target…

    …draining the lizard with your eyes closed is just asking for trouble…

    …measuring tape works better than a ruler…

    …but a ruler can be applied…

    …the real question is where do you start the measurements from…

    …the top?…

    …the bottom?…

    …the underside of the carriage?…

    …ground level?…

    …I’d like to hear a women’s perspective…

    …just what is Hoyle?…


    …do you measure it while you’re using it?…

    …or when it’s safely put away?…


    …I guess I over think things…

    …(and since the injury it doesn’t really matter much now anyway)…

    …I’ve never cared much for magnets anyways…

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    Melki Premium Member 8 months ago

    There’s nothing wrong with measuring the size of your toothbrush. I do it all the time.

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    descabro  8 months ago

    Teresa’s hit on some serious male anxieties here.

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    Linguist  8 months ago

    “We aim to please! You aim too, please!”

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    Teto85 Premium Member 8 months ago

    Years ago I saw a license plate holder that read “I want to be like Hello Kitty, that b[redacted]ch has everything.”

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 8 months ago

    We always had crickets finding their way into the urinals. I would remove them and set them outside the building. Why should a bug have to suffer the same indignities that humans endure every day. But I still never won a ride out on a lottery ticket. I guess it doesn’t translate directly.

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    Zebrastripes  8 months ago

    Not – How did he die? But – How did he live?Not – What did he gain? But – What did he give?

    These are the things that measure the worthOf a man as a man, regardless of birth.

    Not – What was his station? But – had he a heart?And – How did he play his God-given part?

    Was he ever ready with a word of good cheer?To bring back a smile, to banish a tear?

    Not – What was his church? Not – What was his creed?But – Had he befriended those really in need?

    Not – What did the sketch in the newspaper say?But – How many were sorry when he passed away?

    These are the things that measure the worthOf a man as a man, regardless of birth.

    PS…He finally locked the bathroom door and kicked Hello Kitty to the side, picked it up with three paper towels and threw it in the trash!

    He declared this John clean and never looked back!

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    coltish1  8 months ago

    I thought everybody had a box of latex gloves in their desks. Maybe I’ve been to the doctor’s office a little too frequently lately.

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    Space Captain Cody(G  8 months ago

    There There…Mr. Shadow Mr. Shadow…

    Boxing doesn’t hurt you and add in inches to your size…

    A woman wants to text you and show kitty cat pics. Flip magnet for the win.

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    nerdhoof  8 months ago

    Faith has had it with you.

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    Space Captain Cody(G  8 months ago

    Gotta be a worm hole man…

    Standing up to the head games.

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    Jml58  8 months ago

    It is not as long as you think.

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    Howard'sMyHero  8 months ago

    At the restroom, I’m always :

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    Space Captain Cody(G  8 months ago

    Hello Kitty…

    Chris Top Her Columbus

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    davidob  8 months ago

    Obviously, measures must be taken.

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    Sisyphos  8 months ago

    Panel 2: I assume Faith objects strenuously when you do that?

    We live (more or less) in a pretty darn liberal era, so I doubt anyone would object or even look askance at your taking a ruler into the bathroom. —For whatever reason (ahem).

    And, besides, I have an ulterior motive. Flick that Kitty! Down with Hello Kitty! —Although peeing on it isn’t all that bad an option….

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