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Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 20, 2019

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    Howard'sMyHero  2 months ago

    ALVIN !!!

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    Gale Premium Member 2 months ago

    ‘Oh, I’m a lumberjack and I’m okay, I sleep all night and I work all day.’

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    3hourtour Premium Member 2 months ago

    … Disney’s new photorealistic Chip ‘n’ Dale promises to be a good one…

    … No phone, no lights, no motor carnot a single luxurylike Robinson Crusoe,it’s primitive as can be…

    … top notch work fellows…

    … I am Grooo- oow!…

    …can you actually make a shirt from the cottonwood seeds?…

    …because it’s almost that time….

    … the guy on the right?….

    … is that a saw he’s holding?!?…

    … Teresa catching some ZZZZ’s?….

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member 2 months ago

    How much would a chipmunk saw if a chipmunk saw wood?

    As sung by Chip ‘n’ Dale!

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    Sisyphos  2 months ago

    Okay. I f you insist.

    Oh, I’m a lumberjack, I am….

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    Space Captain Cody(G Premium Member 2 months ago

    That’s the sound of the menWorking on the chain SAW gangThat’s the sound of the menWorking on the chain SAW gang

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    Space Captain Cody(G Premium Member 2 months ago

    Secret agent man, secret agent manThey’ve given you SOME Lumber JACK and taken away your name

    Beware of pretty faces that you findA pretty face can hide an evil mindAh, be careful what you sayOr you’ll give yourself awayOdds are you won’t live to see tomorrow

    Secret agent man, secret agent manThey’ve given you SOME Lumber JACK and taken away your name

    -

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    Arianne  2 months ago

    How does Mother Thalweg feel about chipmunks?

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    Radish Premium Member 2 months ago

    " I’m Chip…

    I’m Dale…

    We’re just a couple of crazy rascals

    Out to have some fun.

    When Chip and Dale

    Start cooking up some trouble

    You can bet it gets well done.

    Folks all say

    We are the cutest two…

    To tell the truth

    I think so too!

    I’m Chip…

    I’m Dale…"

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    Mother Thalweg  2 months ago

    Dear Arianne

    It was wholly a pleasure (and very nice) to hear from you.

    To answer your question, there is no chipmunk division of #ARAST.

    Should there be? If so Cousin Glenola and I can pursue those cute fury bastards in the same fashion that we persevere against squirrel treachery – with dumplings.

    Sincerely,

    Rotifer’s Mother

    P.S. Although, come to think of it, since that nice Teresa defined ᴀʀᴍᴇᴅ ʀᴇsɪsᴛᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴀɢᴀɪɴsᴛ sǫᴜɪʀʀᴇʟ ᴛʀᴇᴀᴄʜᴇʀʏ and acronymized it, maybe we should ask her?

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima Premium Member 2 months ago

    “Aw nuts, Fred.”

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    coltish1  2 months ago

    The very moment when it occurred to both of them. They’d form the Chip’n’Dale Dancers.

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    Meh~tdology  2 months ago

    In this business, you either learn to play the blues, or sing with a high voice. – Frank Zappa

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    waycyber  about 2 months ago

    Who will do not have the shake it all aboutro?

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    Space Captain Cody(G Premium Member about 2 months ago

    How much wood, wood a chipmonk monk, if a monk had wood.

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    jless  about 2 months ago

    Offspring from human and chipmunk mating. People are so horny, and chipmunks will do anything for nuts.

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    Arianne  about 2 months ago

    They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot.

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    Arianne  about 2 months ago

    > You know, Rabindranath Tagore said, “A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. It makes the hand bleed that uses it.”

    >> Not that old saw again!

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    ChukLitl Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Rodent revolt runs rampant. Rat’s puppet Pastis pulls prize. Lady of the lame lags.

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