‘Oh, I’m a lumberjack and I’m okay, I sleep all night and I work all day.’
… Disney’s new photorealistic Chip ‘n’ Dale promises to be a good one…
… No phone, no lights, no motor carnot a single luxurylike Robinson Crusoe,it’s primitive as can be…
… top notch work fellows…
… I am Grooo- oow!…
…can you actually make a shirt from the cottonwood seeds?…
…because it’s almost that time….
… the guy on the right?….
… is that a saw he’s holding?!?…
… Teresa catching some ZZZZ’s?….
How much would a chipmunk saw if a chipmunk saw wood?
As sung by Chip ‘n’ Dale!
Okay. I f you insist.
Oh, I’m a lumberjack, I am….
That’s the sound of the menWorking on the chain SAW gangThat’s the sound of the menWorking on the chain SAW gang
Secret agent man, secret agent manThey’ve given you SOME Lumber JACK and taken away your name
Beware of pretty faces that you findA pretty face can hide an evil mindAh, be careful what you sayOr you’ll give yourself awayOdds are you won’t live to see tomorrow
How does Mother Thalweg feel about chipmunks?
" I’m Chip…
We’re just a couple of crazy rascals
Out to have some fun.
When Chip and Dale
Start cooking up some trouble
You can bet it gets well done.
Folks all say
We are the cutest two…
To tell the truth
I think so too!
It was wholly a pleasure (and very nice) to hear from you.
To answer your question, there is no chipmunk division of #ARAST.
Should there be? If so Cousin Glenola and I can pursue those cute fury bastards in the same fashion that we persevere against squirrel treachery – with dumplings.
P.S. Although, come to think of it, since that nice Teresa defined ᴀʀᴍᴇᴅ ʀᴇsɪsᴛᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴀɢᴀɪɴsᴛ sǫᴜɪʀʀᴇʟ ᴛʀᴇᴀᴄʜᴇʀʏ and acronymized it, maybe we should ask her?
“Aw nuts, Fred.”
The very moment when it occurred to both of them. They’d form the Chip’n’Dale Dancers.
In this business, you either learn to play the blues, or sing with a high voice. – Frank Zappa
Who will do not have the shake it all aboutro?
How much wood, wood a chipmonk monk, if a monk had wood.
Offspring from human and chipmunk mating. People are so horny, and chipmunks will do anything for nuts.
They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot.
> You know, Rabindranath Tagore said, “A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. It makes the hand bleed that uses it.”
>> Not that old saw again!
Rodent revolt runs rampant. Rat’s puppet Pastis pulls prize. Lady of the lame lags.