Secret agent man, secret agent manThey’ve given you SOME Lumber JACK and taken away your name
Beware of pretty faces that you findA pretty face can hide an evil mindAh, be careful what you sayOr you’ll give yourself awayOdds are you won’t live to see tomorrow
Secret agent man, secret agent manThey’ve given you SOME Lumber JACK and taken away your name
It was wholly a pleasure (and very nice) to hear from you.
To answer your question, there is no chipmunk division of #ARAST.
Should there be? If so Cousin Glenola and I can pursue those cute fury bastards in the same fashion that we persevere against squirrel treachery – with dumplings.
Sincerely,
Rotifer’s Mother
P.S. Although, come to think of it, since that nice Teresa defined ᴀʀᴍᴇᴅ ʀᴇsɪsᴛᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴀɢᴀɪɴsᴛ sǫᴜɪʀʀᴇʟ ᴛʀᴇᴀᴄʜᴇʀʏ and acronymized it, maybe we should ask her?
Howard'sMyHero almost 5 years ago
ALVIN !!!
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member almost 5 years ago
‘Oh, I’m a lumberjack and I’m okay, I sleep all night and I work all day.’
3hourtour Premium Member almost 5 years ago
… Disney’s new photorealistic Chip ‘n’ Dale promises to be a good one…
… No phone, no lights, no motor carnot a single luxurylike Robinson Crusoe,it’s primitive as can be…
… top notch work fellows…
… I am Grooo- oow!…
…can you actually make a shirt from the cottonwood seeds?…
…because it’s almost that time….
… the guy on the right?….
… is that a saw he’s holding?!?…
… Teresa catching some ZZZZ’s?….
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member almost 5 years ago
How much would a chipmunk saw if a chipmunk saw wood?
As sung by Chip ‘n’ Dale!
Sisyphos almost 5 years ago
Okay. I f you insist.
Oh, I’m a lumberjack, I am….
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 5 years ago
That’s the sound of the menWorking on the chain SAW gangThat’s the sound of the menWorking on the chain SAW gang
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 5 years ago
Secret agent man, secret agent manThey’ve given you SOME Lumber JACK and taken away your name
Beware of pretty faces that you findA pretty face can hide an evil mindAh, be careful what you sayOr you’ll give yourself awayOdds are you won’t live to see tomorrow
Secret agent man, secret agent manThey’ve given you SOME Lumber JACK and taken away your name
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Arianne almost 5 years ago
How does Mother Thalweg feel about chipmunks?
Radish the wordsmith almost 5 years ago
" I’m Chip…
I’m Dale…
We’re just a couple of crazy rascals
Out to have some fun.
When Chip and Dale
Start cooking up some trouble
You can bet it gets well done.
Folks all say
We are the cutest two…
To tell the truth
I think so too!
I’m Chip…
I’m Dale…"
Mother Thalweg almost 5 years ago
Dear Arianne
It was wholly a pleasure (and very nice) to hear from you.
To answer your question, there is no chipmunk division of #ARAST.
Should there be? If so Cousin Glenola and I can pursue those cute fury bastards in the same fashion that we persevere against squirrel treachery – with dumplings.
Sincerely,
Rotifer’s Mother
P.S. Although, come to think of it, since that nice Teresa defined ᴀʀᴍᴇᴅ ʀᴇsɪsᴛᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴀɢᴀɪɴsᴛ sǫᴜɪʀʀᴇʟ ᴛʀᴇᴀᴄʜᴇʀʏ and acronymized it, maybe we should ask her?
Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 5 years ago
“Aw nuts, Fred.”
coltish1 almost 5 years ago
The very moment when it occurred to both of them. They’d form the Chip’n’Dale Dancers.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr almost 5 years ago
In this business, you either learn to play the blues, or sing with a high voice. – Frank Zappa
waycyber almost 5 years ago
Who will do not have the shake it all aboutro?
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 5 years ago
How much wood, wood a chipmonk monk, if a monk had wood.
jless almost 5 years ago
Offspring from human and chipmunk mating. People are so horny, and chipmunks will do anything for nuts.
Arianne almost 5 years ago
They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot.
Arianne almost 5 years ago
> You know, Rabindranath Tagore said, “A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. It makes the hand bleed that uses it.”
>> Not that old saw again!
ChukLitl Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Rodent revolt runs rampant. Rat’s puppet Pastis pulls prize. Lady of the lame lags.