Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 10, 2019


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    Hugh B. Hayve  about 1 month ago

    It doesn’t seem to mention how much cocaine is in it. I guess it doesn’t really matter if the medication still has a decent heroin content.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 1 month ago

    A glass of water before and after each meal will actually encourage weight loss. We ’membered real good, Captain Walker!

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    Space Captain Cody(G Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Sounds real hard to beat…

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Pokeweed is native to eastern North America, the Midwest, and the Gulf Coast, with more scattered populations in the far West. It is also naturalized in parts of Europe and Asia. Additionally, pokeweed poses a danger to human and animal populations via poisoning; with toxicity levels increasing as the plant matures, and with poisonous fruit. This very poisonous purple-red ripe fruit poses danger to children and animals who may want to taste it.

    Much pharmaceutical research conducted is in taking known poisonous substances or new compounds, and attempting to use them in tolerable amounts to produce a desirable affect in regard to various unwanted conditions.

    We are primitives.

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    David OBrien  about 1 month ago

    Sounds like a way to live off the fat of the land.

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    Rotifer Thalweg Premium Member about 1 month ago

    I was confused about the location of Walker Pharmacal Co., but then I saw, “U.S.A.” (until then I thought it was that other, “St. Louis, Mo.”)

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    Alexikakos  about 1 month ago


    As with all these scam fitness programs, only in the fine print do they tell you you must eat less and dance to it vigorously (3 times a day for 20 minutes at a time).

    Tony Joe White – Polk Salad Annie




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    Huckleberry Hiroshima Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Elaborate, flowery fat shaming is still fat shaming. Just watch the Dom Delouise movie, “Fatso.” Insightful and funny at the same time.

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    coltish1  about 1 month ago

    Inspired by today’s stunning artwork, I was brought low by my faulty and unreliable background: I thought of the word ‘griffin’ when I saw today’s winged lion. I was way off. This is the coolest winged lion I could find.čs.letců_v_Anglii_Praha_Klárov_-lev_3-4profilzprava.JPG

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    Radish Premium Member about 1 month ago

    I need to dilute Frog Applause to homeopathic strength,

    it can be too strong to be taken straight.

    They don’t tell you it can be addictive,

    the first one is free, it smells sweet, yadda yadda.
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    Ray*C  about 1 month ago

    Anyone hear of Poke Salad (or Polk Salad)? Look up Polk Salad Annie on YouTube. Sung by Tony Joe White. He could be one of Elvis’s cousins, their mama a-workin’ on the chain gang. I just have to love it.

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    Meh~tdology  about 1 month ago

    “…without any evil after-effects…”

    Well, I like THAT!

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    Space Captain Cody(G Premium Member about 1 month ago

    … poke the guy in the throat and he coughs up every bad germ.

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    Howard'sMyHero  about 1 month ago

    Old joke: Wagon trains heading west always carried a barrel of whiskey for snake bites AND a barrel of snakes ….

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    6turtle9  about 1 month ago

    Meh, I don’t know. What fun is it if there are no evil after effects? I’ve seen posters like this, in the past, plastered along the construction zone for the new sundrys wing of the bath mat factory. Propaganda from some anti-lame faction that was eventually driven back to the nether regions of the swamplands. I hope this does not portend a resurgence of their heartless ways.

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    Sisyphos  about 1 month ago

    Why is the price of Phytoline so high in Froglandia? This is a beneficial medicine that many of our citizens, especially seniors, desperately need! Some have even been known to sneak across the border to St. Louis MOUSA to score enough Phytoline to lose a few miserable adipose bits! Oh, the misery! Maybe the brave farmers of Froglandia should expand their berry patches….

    But, luckily, I am not a politician. I know what I like, though, and that’s lame, lame, lame!

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    Superfrog  about 1 month ago

    I hear those druggists dispense with accuracy.

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