FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 12, 2020

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    LeeCox  over 4 years ago

    Yeah, Peter’s not going to stop at just killing you, Jason. I’d start running NOW!

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 4 years ago

    well, it’s a good think Peter didn’t go with a black-inked pen; he’d look like an racist theater performer after that smearing

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    ellisaana Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Time for Peter to prepare a world history report – about the Picts.

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    MrFixit  over 4 years ago

    Peter could say that he was auditioning for the Blue Man Group.

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    Sisu60  over 4 years ago

    There is always a belt sander??

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    jpayne4040  over 4 years ago

    Of course Jason knew that was going to happen!

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    MayCauseBurns  over 4 years ago

    Try something involving lasers. Or fire.

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    Casey Jones  over 4 years ago

    He’s kind of big for a Smurf

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    dflak  over 4 years ago

    Keep holding your breath, Peter until, well, you know.

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    Purple People Eater  over 4 years ago

    Peter’s a smurf.

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    jslabotnik  over 4 years ago

    On the plus side, it’s really helped with his acne

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    jslabotnik  over 4 years ago

    This is why the instructions say “test on an inconspicuous area first”. Then again, who ever reads those?

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    JD'Huntsville'AL  over 4 years ago

    I sure wish these strips were in color.

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    BiggerNate91  over 4 years ago

    Nobody:

    Everyone in this comment section: SMURF SMURF SMURF

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    Robert4170  over 4 years ago

    Can’t he just keep applying and wiping to get it all off?

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    marilynnbyerly  over 4 years ago

    It says something about the parents that the kids only trust each other for help, even though none of them are trustworthy. Years ago, I worked at a local science fiction convention run by students at a local university. One of the kids got the bright idea to soak in a tub with blue food color as part of his costume. He sweated blue for a week or so after that. The good news. On a university campus, no one cared.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 4 years ago

    Pretend you’re from the Blue Man Group.

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    yaakovashoshana  over 4 years ago

    Amodex ink remover. In a pinch, non-chlorine bleach, lava soap, and a pumice stone. (I’m a fountain pen enthusiast, and accidents happen.)

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    yangeldf  over 4 years ago

    you’re on the right track, you just need to rinse it off as fast as you apply the solvent, instead of rubbing it on with a rag.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 4 years ago

    He should start smearing the blue on Jason.

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    the lost wizard  over 4 years ago

    It’s been a blue blue day.

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    oakie817  over 4 years ago

    ka-smurf

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    rgcviper  over 4 years ago

    What could possibly go wrong?

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    dsidney49  over 4 years ago

    Maybe “Blue Man Group” has a spot open… and Vegas is beautiful this time of year!!

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