F Minus by Tony Carrillo for June 02, 2015

Get that thumb prepared, dude, once she speeds away.

You’re not the first pet she’s dumped.

@Pacopuddy. I agree with everything except the part about euthanizing the pet. Don’t murder a poor animal just because you’re tired of it. Keep it until you can find it a new home.

Speaking of euthanizing, is he sure she’s just dumping him and not dumping his body? What’s she holding in the other hand?

Dude, take it and run. You won’t get another chance.

It was more humane this way. You are likely to be eaten by a wild animal, which will distract you from the pain of the break-up.

Then she grabs his wallet, throws it into the woods and takes off!

That was a dumb thing to do. You know in a couple of days he will just find his way back home.

Kind of a funny coincidence that I watched part of a Simpson’s rerun last night and Homer did this exact same thing to Chief Wiggum when they decided to kick him out of their barbershop quartet.

My brother and I once took our sister’s fiance out in the country and dumped him out the day before their wedding (a custom in the South). On the way back home we stopped for a beer and laughed about what we had done and when we got back home the BIL was there waiting for us.

This reminds me of an ex of mine who likes to yell at me to stop the car and get out whenever an argument ensued…we were in the mountains once and she did this. For 20 mins I followed her begging her to get back in the car. I finally gave up, went home and several hours later the police showed up claiming I abandoned her against her will in the mountains and she could have died.

She’s having a female moment/her time of the month.

Her mother told her she couldn’t keep him.