Apparently, Alex Graham is a Pink Floyd/Dark Side of the Moon fan.
She meant the other Sugar Pants.
A ten-panel comic for a four-panel joke.
My town was so small the city limit signs were both on the same pole.
I called a new pizza joint once and asked how big their pizzas were and was actually told “small, medium and large.” An example of critical thinking from a public school graduate.
Quick! Before he gets back. Delete that email.
I’m a baby boomer and I sure as hell wasn’t spoiled.
He could have just sang “Happy Birthday” twice.
Salmon tartar. Mmmm.