I hate it when someone tells me they made a donation in my name to some charity I don’t especially like.
Let’s do “chuck!”
My ancestors married their cousins A LOT. Maybe that explains MY webbed feet.
Shirley is such a shrew. I just assumed he divorced her.
So Shirley’s ex is an optometrist?
I once signed up for a class in horticulture and then dropped it when I found out it wasn’t what I thought it would be.
It’s also ok if the crowded theater is really on fire.
Are kittens illegal in Singapore?
He’ll get it right if he’s horny enough.
Ha ha. Made you count ’em.