The sun isn’t itchy, perhaps you were thinking of sunburn
Don’t forget the sand fleas Petey, the 4th most itchiest things.
What about poison ivy? Surely that’s itchier than salt water!
Leave it to Petey to ruin her enthusiasm.
Sharks, and Urchins and Coral …OH MY!
Petey, you forgot about poison sumac, Everglades mosquitoes and sand fleas.
Also overpriced beer, rude vendors and smelly hotel rooms!
And, at least back in the 60’s and 70’s, cigarette butts everywhere.
I’m worried about Petey! He’s not reading, or anything! :)
She copied my happy dance from a similar song I use: “We’re going to the the donut shop”
And the creepy beach house!
For Petey, the beach is a lot like the pool. Is it ironic that the beach is his favorite color beige? Oh, the humanity!
It’s coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere!
Petey may sound a bit cynical, but he’s not wrong. Alice’s “happy dance” and repetitions of THE BEACH can only be setting the stage for disillusionment when she finally gets there….
It’s the anticipation, not the destination. Enjoy your imagination, Alice.
except for chiggers
C 12 months ago
The sun isn’t itchy, perhaps you were thinking of sunburn
johndifool 12 months ago
Don’t forget the sand fleas Petey, the 4th most itchiest things.
Deleted Account2623 12 months ago
What about poison ivy? Surely that’s itchier than salt water!
paulprobujr 12 months ago
Leave it to Petey to ruin her enthusiasm.
Zebrastripes 12 months ago
Sharks, and Urchins and Coral …OH MY!
vorlon42 12 months ago
Petey, you forgot about poison sumac, Everglades mosquitoes and sand fleas.
wongo 12 months ago
Also overpriced beer, rude vendors and smelly hotel rooms!
stamps 12 months ago
And, at least back in the 60’s and 70’s, cigarette butts everywhere.
Impkins Premium Member 12 months ago
I’m worried about Petey! He’s not reading, or anything! :)
WCraft Premium Member 12 months ago
She copied my happy dance from a similar song I use: “We’re going to the the donut shop”
crazeekatlady 12 months ago
And the creepy beach house!
6turtle9 12 months ago
For Petey, the beach is a lot like the pool. Is it ironic that the beach is his favorite color beige? Oh, the humanity!
Rob Nobody 12 months ago
It’s coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere!
Sisyphos 12 months ago
Petey may sound a bit cynical, but he’s not wrong. Alice’s “happy dance” and repetitions of THE BEACH can only be setting the stage for disillusionment when she finally gets there….
JH&Cats 12 months ago
It’s the anticipation, not the destination. Enjoy your imagination, Alice.
robhanold 11 months ago
except for chiggers