Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for December 07, 2023

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    pschearer Premium Member 4 months ago

    How is that racist?

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    Ida No  4 months ago

    Rudy: “Ahem. Anyway. The reason I’m here is that Santa got locked out of his sleigh and…”

    Kevin: “I was born for this moment!”

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    mccollunsky  4 months ago

    Wishes? I think that’s genies , Kevin.

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    jasonsnakelover  4 months ago

    Santa passed away in 1876 40 years after being responsible for the death of the legendary Dave Crockett.

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    j_m_kuehl  4 months ago

    A bottomless Christmas sock of Coal

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    drivingfuriously Premium Member 4 months ago

    Listen, he’s making you an offer!

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    Ida No  4 months ago

    Santa was shot down by Norad in 1974.


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    markkahler52  4 months ago

    I like the story about the little Irish dude who pretended his skin was falling off to scam people out of sympathy money. He was running a “leper con” (I know… sorry..)

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    Macushlalondra  4 months ago

    Oh don’t let’s start this! Just give him his wishes!

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    Ellis97  4 months ago

    Shouldn’t the term be, “Mythical creature-ist?”

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    Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator 4 months ago

    So many rules to remember.

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    Mike Baldwin creator 4 months ago

    never argue with someone who has a direct link to Santa.

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    LrdSlvrhnd  4 months ago

    That’s not leprechauns either, anyway. You get a pot of gold from them!

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    Can't Sleep  4 months ago

    How can you confuse an elf for a leprechaun? Leprechauns are about 3 feet tall, and they make shoes. So, unless you’re hoping for some Nikes or Reboks…

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    gfredrickson85  4 months ago

    Besides, if it was a leprechaun I’d be looking for a pot of gold

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    Rhetorical_Question   4 months ago

    Genie have 3 wishes standard after releasing them and a leprechaun has a pot of gold? Christmas elf has none?

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    Chris Sherlock  4 months ago

    Can’t say I’ve ever heard of a Christmas elf granting wishes.

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    William Bludworth Premium Member 4 months ago

    Christmas Elves are too busy making toys and shoveling reindeer droppings to grant any wishes.

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