Cornered by Mike Baldwin for May 15, 2024

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    SHAKEDOWNCITY  about 1 month ago

    “Scrub schlubs.”

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    Imagine  about 1 month ago

    …of him.

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    SHIVA  about 1 month ago

    Yeah, make it look like an accident!!!

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    Aussie65  about 1 month ago

    You need to wash afterwards

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    John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator about 1 month ago

    If I have surgery anytime in the future, I’m going to tell the doc’s I’m a lawyer!

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    Superfrog  about 1 month ago

    Maybe gloves would be a good idea. Thick gloves.

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    TStyle78  about 1 month ago

    At least he isn’t a politician.

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    Dobie  Premium Member about 1 month ago

    A lawyer, huh? Well, watch what his leg does when I press right here!

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    Gent  about 1 month ago

    Funny he agree to your steenky terms and sign legal form eh.

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    dbrucepm  about 1 month ago

    well we know it’s not heart surgery, lawyers don’t have a heart

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    BadCreaturesBecomeDems  about 1 month ago

    Lawyer? Triple your price and have him sign 83 forms of fine print. Next, tell him to see a different doctor.

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    pat sandy creator about 1 month ago

    the patient is wearing legal briefs…

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    ladykat  about 1 month ago

    Yes, you should. Before and after.

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    markkahler52  about 1 month ago

    Exchange his brain for Bill the Cat’s. Hilarity to follow!!

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    Chris  about 1 month ago

    knock him out he won’t know the difference… is what I’d like to say, but you should wash your hands anyways. cause it’s just gross if you don’t. :p

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    goboboyd  about 1 month ago

    Bring the tiny print catalog of wavers for him to sign and have notarized .

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    brick10  about 1 month ago

    Why? He probably doesn’t.

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    Will the Spudnut Be Unbespoken?  about 1 month ago

    The Hypocritical Oaf: First, wash your hands of all patience — and patients.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 1 month ago

    Malpractice makes perfect.

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    davewhamond creator about 1 month ago


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    cuzinron47  about 1 month ago

    Don’t worry, being a Lawyer isn’t contagious.

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    wildlandwaters  about 1 month ago

    Wait…what?…you mean…….

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    zenyattafan  about 1 month ago

    Hungarian doctor Ignaz Semmelweis realized that by washing his hands before tending to women in labor, he could slash the maternal mortality rate. Pregnant women flocked to his hospital precisely because they had a better chance of surviving childbirth, but fellow doctors were indignant over the implication that their unwashed hands were deadly. Semmelweis ended his days in an insane asylum and missed seeing his theory vindicated.

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    coffeeturtle  about 1 month ago

    what, too many medical malpractice lawsuits?

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    lawguy05  about 1 month ago


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    Buoy  about 1 month ago

    They must be quite conflicted. They took an oath to do no harm, but on the other hand, one less lawyer could save maaany lives…

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    raybarb44  about 1 month ago

    That’s what Pontius Pilate said. Better follow his lead…..

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