Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for August 29, 2012
Transcript:
Wally: What's up? Val: There's something in Holly's sleeping bag! RRZZZZT Alix: I got this, Uncle Wally. Wally: WAIT, Alix! It might be a snake, and it could be poisonous. We need a PLAN! You know what I'M thinking?? RRZZZTT Alix & Wally: BEST. VACATION. EVER!!
Templo S.U.D. over 11 years ago
Oh, great. Just what Holly needs: a science geek sister AND uncle.
littleannoyingdog over 11 years ago
So what’s wrong with that???
King_Shark over 11 years ago
Probably a sleeping raccoon.
emjaycee over 11 years ago
NOT poisonous, VENOMOUS!!! If it bites you and you get sick, it’s venomous. If you bite it and you get sick, it’s poisonous. (end grammar rant)
I'll fly away over 11 years ago
Could be crickets or locusts.
lightenup Premium Member over 11 years ago
Aw, Wally and Alix are cute together! What a bonding time!
lisfnord over 11 years ago
I’m with emjaycee on this one. there’s a snake where I work and people are always asking if it’s poisonous and I always answer that no, he’s not venomous.
Cofyjunky over 11 years ago
Between Alix and Max, they’ve already made more work for the moms. Alix needs to exercize some caution, already.
Doctor11 over 11 years ago
Great, now even I’m nervous about what’s in that sleeping bag.
Calvin Nelson Nelson Premium Member over 11 years ago
Sounds like a phone.
eieio2 over 11 years ago
hope it’s not another skunk.
magicwalnut Premium Member over 11 years ago
more thanks to emjaycee…I’d forgotten that. Now I have another hair to split. I’m getting tired of the nauseous/nauseating battle.
sjsczurek over 11 years ago
Gut a snake, skin it, clean it, and it can make a tasty meal out in the wilderness. Years and years ago, we had to learn how to eat snake in the Civil Air Patrol.
sjsczurek over 11 years ago
P.S.: it was a copperhead.
kaecispopX over 11 years ago
The odds are is that the noise maker is a cicada (commonly called 7 year locust)
martymac over 11 years ago
there is no such thing as a poisonous snake or any other animal for that matter. there are, however, VENOMOUS snakes as well as other animals. poison is INGESTED, whereas venom is INJECTED.
sweetiepiecrazywoman over 11 years ago
Wally needs a super hero name!
Comic Minister Premium Member over 11 years ago
Val and Holly don’t like this one bit.
TheDOCTOR over 11 years ago
I say: ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH.
Shikamoo Premium Member over 11 years ago
Whoo-Hoo! Excitement in tents.
Gokie5 over 11 years ago
“. .. . a snake may be poisonous if you eat the right part.”We moved to Florida in 1944. When we drove from St. Pete to Tampa across the Gandy Bridge, we’d come right up on the little town of Rattlesnake. You could buy canned rattlesnake meat there (never had any). The town isn’t there any more, but you can read about it onhttp://www.ghosttowns.com/states/fl/rattlesnake.html(Sorry about the stupid flashing ad.)
cbrsarah over 11 years ago
It could be a bee. “Sounds” like it to me. :)
iced tea over 11 years ago
This is funnier than the Brady Bunch camping trip episode.
SCOTTtheBADGER over 11 years ago
I still say it’s a poisonus skunkupine.
neatslob Premium Member over 11 years ago
What happened to her poison oak?
greatbest over 11 years ago
funny!.