Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 20, 2012
Transcript:
Crocodile son: Dad! Why are you trying to kiss Freddy?! Larry the croc: Bob say in fairy tale it make frogs become bootiful princess! Crocodile son: That's not h ow the fairy tale goes, dad! And why would you want a beautiful princess anyways?... What's wrong with mom? Larry the croc: Has you seen new haircut? Crocodile mom: What's that you say, Larry? Larry the croc: Ahh! Me love bad new hair! Me love bad new hair!
Sherlock Watson almost 12 years ago
I’m guessing a “bootiful” princess is one with a huge booty.÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷Sing along with Sherlock: “Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin’ world go ’round…”
thegrift almost 12 years ago
crocs are just progressive kissers
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Larry, meet Louie. Louie, beat Larry!
Hillbillyman almost 12 years ago
Oh Gawd!!!
Sisyphos almost 12 years ago
Whack him, Patty! Put us all out of our misery!
knight1192a almost 12 years ago
Coming from reading this over on Yahoo, me love redhead Patty. Grey-greenhead Patty was scary to look at.
cdward almost 12 years ago
I’m just trying to figure out how a croc got hair in the first place.
PICTO almost 12 years ago
Crocs and sports equipment are a bad combination…..
eddie6192 almost 12 years ago
Larry has a quick change of heart when he sees Patty wielding her Louisville Slugger.
The Hammer Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Isn’t it supposed to be a princess who kisses a frog who will then turn into a handsome prince? Even if it works "prince kisses frog, frog to princess, Larry is far from a prince ergo this is all a croc………… (you fill in the blank).
P.S. It won’t matter once the bat connects..
sarah413 Premium Member almost 12 years ago
@cdward, the croc probably got her hair from swimming in polluted rivers. Or eating Larry’s cooking ;)
Married2Merry almost 12 years ago
Larry, would you like me to pick some flowers for that grave you’re digging?
finale almost 12 years ago
CUT!……….send in the “stunt double” for Larry…….the nearest BOB will do.
hcr1985 almost 12 years ago
The look on Junior’s face in the last panel is priceless…he is like “Why me?”
BudLyte almost 12 years ago
That’s not Patty, it’s the Donald. You’re fired Larry.
Ermine Notyours almost 12 years ago
I think that’s pronounced “BRAND new hair.”
Chepi89 almost 12 years ago
Larry is about to get the stupid beat out of him. There won’t be anything left when Patty gets done.
Gokie5 almost 12 years ago
Just noticed that Larry is speaking in caps, except in the third panel. wunner whuh goin on?
tjimlee almost 12 years ago
Love those crocs.
GypsyWoman almost 12 years ago
I really like Patty’s hair and Larry might need a few more beers for his head after this incident.
rejoiceitellyourejoice almost 12 years ago
Larry it is best if you abandon this entire endeavor if this is what is done when making an observation. See Ezra 10, Matthew 19:29, Mark 10:29, Luke 18:29 This is not edifying behavior.See also Prov 31:1-3, 7:1-12, ch 5, Eccl 7:28, Ex 19:15 et al
hariseldon59 almost 12 years ago
I kind of liked her old hairdo. Rather Marge Simpsonesque.
Varnes almost 12 years ago
Princess Freddy, Larry? Seriously? Come on buddy, let’s think this through…….(I just hope he isn’t a tadpophile….he’s creepin’ me out!)
lindz.coop Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Hit him, please!!
comicsnerd74 about 9 years ago
For all you bachelors:“ME LOVE BAD NEW HAIR” is a guarenteed winner with the ladies.(Stephan wrote that in “Pearls Falls Fast”