Tom Toles for April 23, 2012

May as well, mittens isn’t going to the White House.

Mr. Toles as a conservative, I do see the humor in this.

Either one would have twice the IQ of Biden.

I doubt either one would have twice the IQ of Bush.

Mitt and anti-Mitt? This should confuse all his critics!

“LIb Mitt on his worst day is nothing compared to Ears McKarlMarx everyday.” You must not have bothered to look back at “Lib Mitt’s” gubernatorial record. Not surprising seeing as how you don’t seem to like facts.

Obama isn’t a Marxist…he just seems that way to folks who have shrines to Joe McCarthy in their bedrooms.

As for Mitt, that may just be who he ends up with as his running mate, the way everyone keeps saying, “thanks, but NO thanks.”

Romney should put Cheney in charge of finding him a running-mate. Why, I’d bet Uncle Dick already has the perfect guy in mind…

What you forget is that if Obama is a Socialist, then EVERY industrialized nation on earht except this one is also Socialist. Every single one of them has a health-care system that goes far beyond Obamacare.

No, McCarthy wasn’t essentailly correct…otherwise SHOW all those real communists he uncovered. Have you forgotten how the number of people on that list of his kept changing every time he presented it?

In many ways, to a Democrat like myself, Mittens may seem not to be all that bad. He has been pragmatic, instituted Romeny care, etc.The danger here, (and listen up ye of the liberal faith, and independents), is precisely in his penchant to say and do what those howling most loudly at him want.Though I am hopful that the Teapartiers will will be diminished in this election cycle, they have demonstrated a proclivity for loud howling, and as such he may become hostage to their unwisdom.

McCarthy lied about his lists. He’s one of the most corrupt villains in US history, and attempts to revive his reputation have a very high bar to pass in proving that he was smeared. None of the apologists have met that challenge, proving at best (like Alan West) they’re just as evil.

When I was in grade school we thought it very witty to pick on other kids for physical attributes instead of looking at their substance. Then I grew up.

Also, President Obama is right of President Eisenhower. You need to brush up on your understanding of Marxism/Socialism, etc.

Also, I would agree that Mitt is nothing compared to President Obama; best day or worst.

So let’s bomb them all.

One thing I want to add. It is not just if they want to be productive they do. At a young age they are told they will be productive and sent to school where they gasp work. All men serve in the military or reserve or red cross untill recently 12 years. Most women serve n the Red Cross for a short period of time. Sweaden’s patient on assitance only goes so far.

the polls are turning against the president at this time. It’s a stage. The mess was created by the deregulation and trickle down voodoo economics of the republicans under Bush. The big poll comes in November.

Yeah, and there’s lots of people who claim that the Hollocaust never happened too. McCarthy was a dangerous sociopath. Have you no decency sir?!

As they mock Edwards with the “hair flipping” incident, can’t help but see the same narcissism in Romney. Mitt was born with a platinum spoon, has NO ability to associate the needs or desires of the “common man”. Mason Williams sums him up with his song on “The Princes Panties”, and it even fits with Mitt’s treatment of his dog, and Mason’s cocker spaniels example.

Hah hah.

colbert had a bit that the only vp for mormon mitt is mormon mitt’s shadow, but a slice of bread is too exciting. and, if mitt flip flops like he does, his shadow will follow.

@skeptical cal: “But, it is very accurate to call Obama a ‘Bolshevik’.”

Please enlighten us as to why that would be appropriate.

Sorry Mitt, you’re stuck with both, soon to appear in a DNC campaign ad.