Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 19, 2012

After being ostracized and sent to a land far, far away, he was revered as the inventor of the boomerang.

[Love the early beginnings of shish kabobs.]

Gravity dawned upon him

Quick, invent the patent office, and then give them a call!

I’d heard that this invention had made a wheel impact.

What goes around, comes around

Gee I thought it was a new way to make “pattern” leather clothing.

Just wait ’til he invents the skate board.

Can’t be an American caveman or he’d have invented the lawsuit instead.

r&d.

The inventor of rock & roll.

Is she roasting a rat?

Big wheel keeps on turnin’ …?-Sorry … I’m gonna be a bit short today !!!

Are you sure this is how evolution worked? Oh, maybe so if he kills himself before reproducing.

Great invention!!

Right after inventing the concussion, Thog eventually (because he really wasn’t thinking all that clearly then), came up with an application for it. Thus he took the first step on the road that brings us to today’s blood sports.

and he invented the skate park

he almost became the first road kill.

He’ll soon be contacted by an earlier invention, the personal injury lawyer..

Looks to me like Dawn is inside the cave inventing something tasty……..

Half pipe too narrow, try again! :D

He just did a Wyle E. Coyote.

He has a concussion, she has a conclusion. Call it evolution or EUREKA!

That’s gonna leave a mark!

That rat with all it’s fur, head and tail still attached looks yummy.

re what she’s cooking, the tv movie “out of the cold” or something like that…

Physics here are a bit iffy. Unless he really gave that wheel a push.

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That’s what happens when you are just messing around.

title: Unexpected consequences of empirical research.

Be glad he’s not a cat with his curiosity.

Waiting for the invention of Newtonian Physics.

The Dawn of Invention – and the discovery of Gravity.

Only in a cartoon! The laws of physics say it can’t go higher than it was dropped from!!!!

One sad thing about this chump, is that he didn’t have someone to hold his beer, when he said “Watch this…It’s really cool!” Another sad thing is he didn’t have beer….The other sad thing is that it went around again and got him twice…Man, I bet that rat is lookin’ good to him…It really is too bad he doesn’t have a beer to wash it down….

Concussion. What you say you invented when you can’t remember the word “Hockey”