Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 26, 2012

Oooh, all that “so-n-so” Media! Oh, but wait in today’s information age, we are all in the Media. As Stan & Kyle would say, “YOU, B&^$%#@s!” By the way, this also makes us all “Big Brother”. I wonder if George Orwell saw this coming? Mmmm, maybe Larry should read “1984”.

Add Facebook to the list of things you shouldn’t do when drunk.

I got drunk on facebook once. I got a few likes on my status, but nothing else. Not that it was anything crazy.Drunk skyping is a lot more fun <3

It’s all Rooney Mara’s fault - Go Gints. . ..

Larry knows how to use an iPhone?And post on Facebook???

I thought Larry didn’t know how to use a toaster!

Crocks must have to be drunk to let us see their mad computer skillz.

Otherwise they hide them, so they don’t have to get jobs, and so their wives will continue making coffee and bringing them toast.

lol @ “curse you soshil media”!

Larry has too late learned the danger in soshill meedia. He is ruined among his peers by his own posting, which has apparently gone viral. I wonder how Zeeba Neighba is taking all this?

If they use iphones and use facebook, why their spelling so bad?

I don’t like the stories that center on the crocs.

Dat bad break, Larry.

LMBO!! . . . ☻

what happens on Facebook… stays on Facebook!

Don’t sweat it Larry, Your flash in the pan fame will soon be replaced by another kitten attacking a doberman’s tail stub. All will be forgotten.

still cant wait to see zeba side

I have to assume that larry has the smart phone with the facebook button…

Mark Suck-a-berg has pounded a few more nails in the coffin of society with Farcebook. But this is funny as hell.

falls over laughing

SOSHILL media!!! LMAO

The real question is how did Zebra end up getting drunk? I have never seen him happy before!!!!

That’s why I don’t have Facebook….

xxx

TrustedMech…DON’T pop one of your own. Pop one of THEIRS. And if you’re really a good mechanic, help somebody build a “Social Media” Guillotine. Do something for your country and the planet…

Talk about getting your life ruined by soshill meedia.

REVEALED: What Larry & Bob never want you to see.

Just a minor point of clarification. Badonkadonk doesn’t mean rear end, it means nice-looking rear end.

Anyone here remember Zebra’s niece Joy, who was dating Larry Junior? This photo incident could bring them back together again, thus giving Larry even more reason to curse the soshill meedia.

The only thing he can do now is quote Sgt Schultz “I see nothing”!

Larry, I agree.CURSE YOU, SOCIAL MEDIA!!!!!!Wait, isn’t this the social media?That makes me feel compelled to leave. Bye for now!

maybe he should join Bucky’s anti-social network.

At least corporations actually provide at least the occasional useful service in return. The state not only spies on you, they expect you to pay for the privilege of being spied on. Oh, and then there’s the way they lock you up or kill you if you don’t go along…

Looking on the bright side, modern technology at least provides some useful tools for making agents of said state (and corporations, too) face at least a little accountability.

I’m gonna go pop a beer instead