Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 27, 2011

Gator hab short attention span.

i’ve felt like that, with comparable results

So uh… when is Angry Gator for Chrome going to come out?

the rock is the smartest thing in this stripStill luv dem crocks, dey always make me smile

Is it a first? Today, Bob is the surviving predator. Never mind that he bumped off—so to speak—another croc. Be careful, Larry; there may not be room for more than one Croc O’ the Wall!

Dat crock got ’da brain of a comatose gnat.

I hate to ask this, but instead of waiting all day for Zebra, can’t they eat…um…. nice fresh croc?

Meanwhile “Hungry Hungry Crocks” could be a bored game.

Looks like bob took out Larry……or was that Burt?

Are they playing “Hunger Games”.

For once Bob didn’t die.

So now Zebra has to dispose of a Croc carcass? Bet Rat shows up with a new attache case in a few days?

I don’t understand the Crocs. Every year Zeeba and ALL his neighbas HAVE to go on the “Great East African Migration” with all their wildebeest friends.Why can’t the Crocs lie in wait in the Grumeti River and ambush any weak zeebas struggling in the current??

Oy. Again with the disrespect for those suffering from Zeeba’s Wall! What? You think these poor Crocs have nothing better to do than smash each other with rocks? How callous of you! Why can’t you understand it is Zeeba’s fault that the Crocs are killing each other?Oy.The Horror… The Horror….

Throw the stoned one into a croc pot. After all, it is a “slow” cooker…

true confession – when the crocs appear, I feel it necessary to read the dialogue out loud so it sounds right in my head. I have to get a life! ;-D

Crocodile rocked!÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷Sing along with Sherlock: “All in all, it’s just a — nother croc off the wall…”

rat lawyer comming soon

How far does Zeeba live from the crocs?

Oh, just a stone throw away. – ba dum ba!!

I like the attache case. Maybe sharp shoes? Especially-jerked jerk-jerky? Keep it in a crock?

Could I make an official plea to have the spectral tortoise o’ perspective invade every strip until the new year? Or at the very least a tap-dancing pig?

If you can’t rock with the croc you love..

Rock the croc your with..Rock the croc your with(CSNY)

i feel kinda like a croc… lola

Awwwwwwwwww!

xxx

boot to the head

Bob = Ground Hogs Day… Keeps dying, yet comes back toon after toon…Don’t you wish you could be like Bob?Anyone got a tally of how many times Bob has been killed?

Whatever happened to the Tortoise O’ Perspective?

Who built that wall?? The rocks or bricks are built directly above each other instead of interlocking (if that’s the word).

If you’ve got an Android smartphone (I got one for Christmas), d/load Disney’s Where’s my water. Really cute!

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57

58 dead crocs.

Trigger happy croc

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73 crocs..

83

Hahah