Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for October 28, 2011

I LOVE that joke…immature I know, but funny… hee hee

Why is the Starship Enterprise like toilet paper? Because they both go to Uranus to wipe out Klingons. Yes, even more immature, but I couldn’t resist.

Someone has to be the butt of that jopke.

Lets try JOKE.

Rectum?! I hardly knew em!

Like two peas in a pod!

..Neptune?!?…

A joke who nevers get old.

LOL!! I think that joke is funny too, and I hardly like any potty jokes. I struggle to keep a straight face when saying Uranus to my kids because they don’t know what it sounds like (yet).

You-RAY-nus – - – - where went after leaving this Earth, Coriolanus……… and all the big red rock eaters.

Phil and Alix are on the same level!

Party-pooper.

And then there’s the AFHV clip in which Mom is going through the planets with her young daughter. They get to…Mom: “Uranus”Girl: “My anus”Mom: “No, Uranus!”Girl: “My anus!”(etc…)

Holly should lighten up a bit.

Since Pluto is no longer considered a “planet”, what happens IF Saturn, Neptune, Uranus and Jupiter all run out of gas. Do we then have only four planets???

When I was in seventh grade, we had to do a presentation on planets. Of course, one group got Uranus and everyone would burst out laughing every time they said something like “Uranus has a gassy atmosphere”

Given that in Greek the name of the god (and the word for “sky”) is Ουρανός, which I believe is transliterated “Ouranos”, I bet the correct pronounciation is oh-oo-rah-nohs, that is, the vowels sounding like cop, book, cat, cop.