Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 13, 2011

If Pig wants a current, all he needs to do is drop a toaster into the tub, like Bill Murray in Groundhog Day.

Uhh, Pig? Tub? It’s just a little, three-letter word! Just casting your words upon “the waters” is not good enough!

Note: If something inside your tub forms a civilization and contacts you, it’s time to clean the bathroom.

Unless that bottle can fit down the drain, I don’t think it’s going anywhere.

Absolutely! Pig is my Little Hero!

…that the fun thing with animal characters – you can make really stupid!

I prefer a massage in a bottle.

I identify with Pig.

@The Trusted Mechanic I am sorry, but “slow with mental processes”=“stupid”

@ Gweedo Murray, TheTrustedMechanic, Jerry M, Nancy, and massha.One minute we’re reading a comic, next thing you know people are arguing about Pig and his IQ. LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!

pull the plug, pig…. cyclonic current…. welcome to the “Land of Ooze”

I hope that someone gets myI hope that someone gets mymessage in a bottle.

And don’t send Nemo down the drain with the message—unless you live in a place without a sewage treatment plant.

Awwwww, That’s so cute..

LOL xxx

Digital Frog said:I prefer a massage in a bottle.-—————————————————————————————That would have to be a very large bottle to hold both me and my masseuse.

Pig, you ARE a far off civilization. And you have contacted us. Thank you.

Pour Classic Coke down your drain. That crap’ll eat anything. I wonder what Pig’s message is? Trying to find a hit-man to take out Rat?

The best he’d ever get is a letter from a fish complaining about pollution if he ever drains that tub. The worst – a big fat bill from the plumber with it.

The Bathtub Ring? I KNEW there was a conspiracy!

Panel 2: When you’ve run out of things to do but don’t want to go outside.

I guess the “current” solution is to leave it in there.

The message in a bottle will go down the drain into the sewer, where it shall be received by a massive sentient potato salad.