Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 12, 2011
Rat: Okay, Pig, we need to start dividing up all the household chores, so I took the time to make this list. Pig: You have me doing all the chores. Rat: No I don't. Pig: Then which ones are yours? Rat: I make the list. Pig: It does take a lot of work to write 'Pig' fifty times. Rat: Yeah. Put 'massage Rat's writing hand' on there, will you?