Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 15, 2011

How True!

… and then for only 15 minutes.

Especially in Los Angeles.

Life is an illusion…Reality is TV.

He doesn’t look Garuish….

I think therefore I’m spam.

On the Existentialist Channel.

“Well, I could’ve been an actor, but, I wound up here. I just have to look good, I don’t have to be clear. Come…whisper in my ear…”

What happens when you become “enlightened?” Do you get to be a director?

I’m happy in my non-existence.

TV……or not TV——that is the question.

Guess I don’t exist! Have we really got down to this?

Scripted reality, the replacment for dispair.

I’m invisible!

A lot of people watch YouTube instead of TV. And it’s FAR too easy to get on YouTube! Especially if your talent doesn’t exist…

“In the wild struggle for existence, we want to have something that endures, and so we fill our minds with rubbish and facts, in the silly hope of keeping our place.”Oscar Wilde

Actually, I’ve always felt that oblivion is grossly underrated….

WOO HOO! I’ve existed (locally) than, as I helped cut the ribbon on the Central Library in London, Canada. I was on (what was then called) “The New PL”. Ah, that was a great day!

Or UTube. So there is more population than we think!

After being on TV, I’ve stopped being impressed by people who are. As Groucho Marx said: “I wouldn’t want to belong to any club that would have someone like me as a member.”

Does security video count?

That wasn’t me in that mask!

Vanity. All is vanities….

Sometimes it seems like that’s the way we have to go to find work. Just saw a promo for a former “real housewife” (AKA rich B****) Just sold a network a show where she is an event planner.

Wisdom is recognizing “reality”, not necessarily accepting it as valid.

I must exist, because I sit on my TV all the time….

the old standby: “all the world’s a stage…” or maybe TRUMAN is the only who really exists?

for advertisers, you DON’T exist, unless you’re in FRONT of a tv…

Film at 11…. “Mountain hiker mistakes backpack for parachute… makes impact on Girlscout Jamborie”

Similarly for billionaire George Soros. Serious wealth and power seem to be negatively correlated with deliberate public exposure. (Class clowns like Donald Trump excepted, of course.)

Hooray! I exist! (Big whoop)

I hope that media guru has a satellite dish somewhere. ++++My credo is that “you don’t exist once you’re on TV.”

My cat exists on the TV but he doesn’t come when I call. Wot’s wid dat?

#6, I thought “gurning” was a typo, then I googled it! LOL!

@ A person of Interest- If you think scrirptwriting for a reality show is a cake job, spend a week or two with John and Kate or the Jersey Shore kids (?).@Treered- Probably not the Truman you had in mind, but where the hell’s Harry when we need him?@Allan V- Been there, done that; wish I hadn’t. 30 years of infamy – I still occasionally get asked “didn’t I see you on…” and yeah, you did. I blame the “Furniture Guys” (local PBS show), my boss, and a laundry disfunction. Cute backstory. You won’t read it here.