SISYPHOS That was terrible. Think of Blagojevich’s good qualities. Keep thinking. Something will come to you.
Oh, I got one. He came from the same political machine that gave us the first mayor Daley (68) and the Prez.
@LEWREADER I was there during the 1960 election when the “river wards” voted their dead and missing for JFK over Nixon. Daley RULED Chi-town for 21 years (1955-76) and died in office and never worried about corruption because he bathed in it. His son, the current boss is just as bad and his ‘gifts’ smell the same!
I’m not sure, my_discworld, but I think it may be some foam from his beer that is all over his nose. Or maybe it *is* a nose plaster. One of the losers may not have taken kindly to losing to a loser like Steve Dallas.
As for the “standard of manliness” thing, if Steve sets the standard then I must be an incredible superstud. Which is pretty pitifiul for a sixty-something paunchy guy to say.
alviebird almost 14 years ago
I would have thought him to be hungover.
Sisyphos almost 14 years ago
I just realized where Rod Blagojevich learned his way of speaking!
Opus Croakus almost 14 years ago
@thebird, apparently he’s having a “hair of the dog”, or maybe the whole coat.
lewisbower almost 14 years ago
SISYPHOS That was terrible. Think of Blagojevich’s good qualities. Keep thinking. Something will come to you. Oh, I got one. He came from the same political machine that gave us the first mayor Daley (68) and the Prez.
ses1066 almost 14 years ago
@LEWREADER I was there during the 1960 election when the “river wards” voted their dead and missing for JFK over Nixon. Daley RULED Chi-town for 21 years (1955-76) and died in office and never worried about corruption because he bathed in it. His son, the current boss is just as bad and his ‘gifts’ smell the same!
twj0729 almost 14 years ago
Steve Dallas, Mr. America! It boggles the mind! This ought to be good!
gaebie almost 14 years ago
“America’s new standard of Manliness”? I may have to consider a sex change operation after that.
my_discworld almost 14 years ago
um. what’s on steve’s face? sunglasses and … nose plaster?
TexTech almost 14 years ago
I’m not sure, my_discworld, but I think it may be some foam from his beer that is all over his nose. Or maybe it *is* a nose plaster. One of the losers may not have taken kindly to losing to a loser like Steve Dallas.
As for the “standard of manliness” thing, if Steve sets the standard then I must be an incredible superstud. Which is pretty pitifiul for a sixty-something paunchy guy to say.
NashvilleMac almost 14 years ago
thebird55 said, about 10 hours ago
I would have thought him to be hungover.
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You have to sober up some to experience the effects of a hangover. Methinks I smell an all-nighter in progress….
And TexTech - what you said. It’s easy - and FUN - to jump high when the bar is set so low!
tamron almost 14 years ago
I think someone told a joke and he foamed beer out his nose. But that would just seem like Steve Dallas.
Sherlock Watson almost 14 years ago
A six-pack and a rose in a slender “vozz”; what could be manlier?
gylbertpenguin almost 14 years ago
Twentysomething years since this strip originally ran, and I’m still not ready to entertain this thought
dfowensby almost 14 years ago
a manś breakfast. cold pizza and warm beer: breakfast of champions!!!!
Me_Again over 13 years ago
I am SO glad I am a girl.