Not rain, nor snow, nor dead of night, nor global thermonuclear destruction will prevent the credit card companies from sending out pre-approved applications.
And if you’re stupid enough to fill out the pre-approved application and send it in, neither ran, nor snow, nor dead of night nor global thermonuclear destruction will prevent the credit card companies from sending out monthly statements with sinfully huge interest rates for the unpaid balance on them. As soon as the radiation lowers, bill collectors will be standing, like vultures, around Dallas’ hole in the ground waiting for him to open the lid and climb out. Not even bankruptcy will save him.
cleokaya over 14 years ago
Hustler and romantic, yup they belong in the same sentence.
Sisyphos over 14 years ago
Hustler: yeah, that’s Steve Dallas’s notion of a romantic memento….
kreole over 14 years ago
A shelter mailbox?
Nebulous Premium Member over 14 years ago
Of course a shelter mailbox.
Not rain, nor snow, nor dead of night, nor global thermonuclear destruction will prevent the credit card companies from sending out pre-approved applications.
jrbj over 14 years ago
And if you’re stupid enough to fill out the pre-approved application and send it in, neither ran, nor snow, nor dead of night nor global thermonuclear destruction will prevent the credit card companies from sending out monthly statements with sinfully huge interest rates for the unpaid balance on them. As soon as the radiation lowers, bill collectors will be standing, like vultures, around Dallas’ hole in the ground waiting for him to open the lid and climb out. Not even bankruptcy will save him.
Ray_C over 14 years ago
Soon, no more Hustler. Just “Playmutant.”
mrslukeskywalker over 14 years ago
He reads it just for the articles.
Sherlock Watson over 14 years ago
That’s what he likes – those big, well-rounded articles. And the occasional in-depth exposé.
wittyvegan over 14 years ago
Steve Dallas and romance is like W and an IQ-test.
Some things simply don’t fit.