Steve Kelley for May 13, 2024

That’s why he brought the “receipts” and the prosecution backed them up with dozens of other witnesses.

How come Trump’s awake?

In reality land trump states he didn’t swear to support the constitution.

Kelly is projecting before Cohen’s testimony begins. The evidence has already been admitted into court from other sources and is on the record, Cohen’s testimony is to corroborate what has been admitted into court. Let’s see if Kelly’s hero has the cojones to take the stand and under oath deny the evidence and Cohen’s account of what happened. Trump tries to project his “masculinity” and toughness with his speeches as Kelly attempts to do the same through his toons. Sadly for them but fortunately for America they project their abject weakness by the lies they push.

I remember when all of the Maga’s loved Michael Cohen while he was lying for t-rump. Then t-rump threw Cohen under the bus. Cohen lost his license to practice law and served 3 years in prison for lying for t-rump. And now that Cohen is being truthful and doing the right thing, Maga wants to call Cohen out for lying in the past for t-rump. Now, Maga hates Cohen only because the bigliest liar of all time, t-rump, told them to do so. Those of us outside of Maga, who actually have our critical thinking switches turned to the on position, are besides ourselves in disbelief.

Trump’s a liar, Cohen’s a liar; what do the documents say?

That still won’t work.

#Paynefully Stupid

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James 2:24

I bet skelly thought the original Teflon Don was a swell guy too.

He committed perjury and was willing to go to jail to protect trump.

Cohen’s testimony hasn’t started and Kelley is already projecting.

Appears that Kelley is a tRump sycophant…

wow… I actually laughed at a skelly editorial. No secret that Cohen is a liar… he’s was a member of Trump’s entourage, he learned from the best.

More projection from the Trump/MAGA crowd. Quotation marks around words that aren’t actually being quoted from a specific source are just a way of ducking responsibility for the words inside. (Air or finger quotes generally fall into this category.) And guess who’s the all-time champion at thus abusing quotation marks? Hint: fifty months ago he infamously declared, “I don’t take responsibility at all.”

Oh, c’mon. The woman making the objection doesn’t look anything like Ivanka.

Sammy"The Bull" Gravano murdered 19 people as John Gotti’s Under Boss. It was Sammy’s testimony that convicted John Gotti to life in prison. I have no problem with Michael Cohen’s testimony against Donald Trump. Sometimes it takes a crook to catch a crook.

How come the judge looks more like Anthony Blinken than Juan Merchan?

The old joke is that everyone in prison claims they are innocent. And we naturally scoff at that. Yet Trump has claimed since he first entered politics that every negative claim about him is a lie. The news is fake. It’s a set up. It’s a conspiracy. And to back this up, he offers a checkered past and a litany of reprehensible comments and actions. I don’t know if Kelly is a true believer, but for the people he represents, I doubt that there is anything that will change their minds. So, of course, Cohen was really a deep planted agent who started setting Trump up years ago, just for this time. And through it all, the conspiracy members grew in number and kept it all hidden. After all, who ever heard of a politician or high-profile businessman getting caught in flagrante delicto, and when has Trump ever said anything to suggest he might be that kind of person?

Three questions for the cartoonist:

1. If that is the clerk swearing in the witness, that is not part of the examination yet. Why is there already an objection?

2. Isn’t Cohen the prosecution’s witness? Shouldn’t it be the prosecution objecting?

3. Since when has the orange baboon ever objected to lies?

Methinks tfg was terrified that Stormy would relate hamberder-breath’s inability to get it – you should pardon the expression – up.

AS IF SKelley, like all MAGAts, even knows what actual truth is.

All MAGAts still believe the election was stolen. They also believe Their Messiah is 6’3" and not obese.

and Mexico will pay for it.

Criminal Trump the tax cheat hired Cohen for his lying skills.

Donnie won’t take the stand. That oath thing is kinda scary!

And, it ain’t likely many saints was hangin’ ‘round in Donnie’s entourage.

Is this sickness the most important event in our lives? It would seem that the Media wishes to make it so. Who is sick enough to even care?

He’s no longer Trump’s employee, so he has no reason to lie. Telling the awful truth (to Trump, anyway) must be very satisfying and cathartic to Mr. Cohen.

Cohen is Dems big hero.

If the judge were honest, with such brilliant witnesses as an XXX actress and a certified liar, he would toss the case out of his court. Alas, the judge lis as perverted as Stormy Danials and compromised as Michael Cohen. The honest thing to do, and this judge is not honorable, is to declare a mistrial or dismiss the charges all together. All you are achieving is getting Trump more votes. Oooops, I made a mistake. Keep this monkey trial going and keep bringing Trump in the polls.

The dirty judge put a gag on Trump so he couldn’t talk about his corrupt family, but I can. His daughter has been paid $4 mil dollars by Adam Shiff. His daughter gets donations from her social media posts showing Trump in prison and his wife works with Letitia James. Democrats – “Nothing to see here, move along”.