Kliban by B. Kliban for May 13, 2024

Crapalong Cassidy.

Mobile Poop: The next Big Thing.

A job well suited for dwarfs, small children just don’t have the stamina to keep up.

Accoding to my old Anthropology textbook: There is an African fable that begins —

Once, a needle, a wisp of straw, and a piece of feces went together upon a journey…

Every cowboy needs a sidekick I guess.

Typical Trumpain Texas politician. All hat, no horse, two guns, and his followers are all little shítes!

Is that his brain, or a road apple?

That’s Buffalo Dick and his sidekick, Buffalo Chip!

She was only the rancher’s daughter, but all the horsemen knew her!

Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Poopin’ Cowboy!

Yee haw! I’m a Texas politician!

Texas politician Turrd Cruz.