Clay Bennett for May 12, 2024

The QOP deserves chocolate laxatives for taking our rights. For starters.

FreyjaRN, Chocolate chip cookies made with X-Lax pieces are perfect. And that’s a fact.

They will get their reward in November.

VOTE BLUE!!! VOTE FOR FREEDOM!!!

Or stand by and watch your wives, sisters, daughters, and granddaughters face death or worse trying to have children in a political system that obstructs the doctor’s ability to medically treat pregnant patients. Of the world’s leading countries, America has the highest mortality of pregnant women. (Overall women are getting shorted of quality care because of outdated attitudes of disbelief when they report symptoms. But that will probably get worse as women become more and more disenfranchised by the reight wing SCOTUS.)

Sonehow its 2024 and 1960s at the same time

Ladies. Are you pregnant? Planning a vacation? Visit a red state and have the thrill of risking your life.

Yucky! You shouldn’t have! That is a most hateful gift!

Americans want their abortive freedoms, Republicans lose whenever they are infringed.

So is the new definition of mother include people who aborted all their babies?

The sad thing is, as a commentator said when RvW was overturned – we’re not returning to pre-Roe days, we’re going somewhere much worse. Bad enough that moral decisions are made for you, but the kicker is when a wanted pregnancy goes wrong and doctors can’t do anything until the woman is at death’s door; even is she survives she may not be able to conceive again. This was not a problem pre-Roe.

A side effect of this is that is some states it will soon become difficult to find a hospital that has anybody qualified to deliver babies; rather than risk being arrested many OB/GYN doctors are leaving.

In Texas the legislator who wrote the bill said doctors have all the discretion they need, while the AG proved him wrong when he denied a request to allow an abortion in a case where the fetus was doomed and the mom wanted to preserve her ability to conceive again.

Outlawing abortion is only the first step for them. Next they will be going after birth control, especially the pill. Their plan for women is apparent: As long as you still bleed, your purpose is to breed.

The womb is the most dangerous place to live, some may not make it out alive. Sad. And to publish that on mothers day. One would think they would take a break on at least this one day.

Time to pull a Lysistrata on men in general.

That’s Clay for you. Making a comic about the one and only policy issue that the libs have over the conservatives. But I’ll bet more people will vote for real kitchen table issues, such as inflation, high grocery prices, high gas prices, 9 million illegal immigrants, money intended for minorities being spent of housing, feeding etc the immigrants, crime sprees in democrat run cities, etc. etc.

Just remember, Trump and Republicans don’t want you to have reproductive freedom.

President Biden will protect Women’s rights. Vote Blue.

Woulda been a nice touch to include a “Get out of jail card”

Ladies, it’s time to register your uterus with the state. keep good records of your cycles in case you’re audited. Failure to do so may result in fines and imprisonment. Oh, Happy Mother’s Day!

billopfer, dangerguy — Please, don’t feed the troll.

“Katie Britt – Republican: Introduced a bill to create a federal database of pregnant women.

If Trump gets back in, he will sign the federal database of pregnant women into law, and you will have to report to a government medical facility to be monitored.

Sick and twisted times.

Excellent!

Next up, a bill that would have any pregnant women wear a collar which reports their location and alerts the “authorities” if she travels to a civilized state or country.

The QOP needs to get onboard the Trump Train and get a bleach enema

Everyone on planet Earth who wasn’t aborted can thank their mothers for that.

If Trumpublicans want more babies, how about making it easier for their parent(s) to pay for their medical care, food, clothing, child care, education, etc., instead of taxing them up the yin-yang while giving tax breaks to the rich? This approach would create a remarkable turn-around in less than a year.

Don’t ever vote for any republicans.

The Handmaid’s Tale looms: Katie Britt’s MOMS Act would create a federal register of pregnant women

Isn’t abortion meant to prevent to be a mother? And reproductive freedom? Again is to not reproduct

the gift that keeps on taking…

……yes officer there is a thousand dead people at this location. There have all been frozen to death. Murdered by thier parents.

…. fertility clinic

What is right is right and not the far right….

Aside from the nonsensical phrasing because they are still allowed to reproduce as much as they want…

Last I checked, if you kill the child, they do not get to celebrate Mother’s Day with you.

Leonardonyc: Reset language AI or install update.

The two do seem to be noncompatible, to say the least….