An optimist bartender sees your glass as half-full & asks you how you’re enjoying your drink. A pessimist bartender sees your glass as half-empty & grouses about “people nursing their drinks, taking up space for other paying customers”.
G.K. Chesterton liked a pair of definitions from a young girl: “An optimist is a man who looks after your eyes, and a pessimist is a man who looks after your feet.”
Qiset 29 days ago
A pessimist thinks this is the worst of all possible worlds and an optimist is sure it is.
Olddog1 29 days ago
An optimist thinks it is the best of all possible worlds, and a pessimist agrees.
LadyPeterW 29 days ago
An optimist bartender sees your glass as half-full & asks you how you’re enjoying your drink. A pessimist bartender sees your glass as half-empty & grouses about “people nursing their drinks, taking up space for other paying customers”.
SkyFisher 29 days ago
An Optometrist says my glasses are bifocals.
markkahler52 29 days ago
The Optimist sees a Great Horizon ahead. The Pessimist believes that’s where you’ll fall off!
poppacapsmokeblower 29 days ago
Confusing, if you think it can’t get worse that’s optimism. It you think it can, you are pessimistic.
In any case the comic is humorous.
Mike Baldwin creator 29 days ago
Great point!
brooklyn51 29 days ago
The Optimist sees the glass as half full, the Pessimist sees another glass to wash.
Stephen Gilberg 29 days ago
G.K. Chesterton liked a pair of definitions from a young girl: “An optimist is a man who looks after your eyes, and a pessimist is a man who looks after your feet.”
Willywise52 Premium Member 29 days ago
And it just did…
eddi-TBH 29 days ago
Boody is relentlessly weird.
cherns Premium Member 28 days ago
Well, if things could get worse, but don’t, then that’s a cause for optimism.