The Buckets by Greg Cravens for May 11, 2024

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    Yakety Sax  about 1 month ago

    The Cutest Interruption Ever

    When my daughter was about one year old, I lost my professional-level job and ended up taking two more menial jobs: courier by day and pizza delivery by night.

    Time permitting, I would pick my daughter up from daycare after I finished my courier work and take her home to my wife, change into my pizza uniform, and then head out. I would give both my wife and my daughter kisses before I headed to my night job.

    One evening after I’d gotten into my uniform, I picked up my daughter to give her her kiss. But then, I remembered something I had to tell my wife. I kept coming up with detail upon detail. My daughter got fed up with my chatter: she put her hands on either side of my head, turned it to face her, and then gave me a kiss right on my lips.

    With that, I then headed out to deliver pizza with a smile that wouldn’t leave my face.

    NOT my story.

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    angelolady Premium Member about 1 month ago

    He was pretty clear.

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    Algolei I  about 1 month ago

    It’s not only listening to him, it’s mocking him.

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    ddl297  about 1 month ago

    That’s. Just. CREEPY!!

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    david_42  about 1 month ago

    If an AI can be bored to tears, the one listening to my flip phone would be.

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    ChessPirate  about 1 month ago

    Whoa, a Scientific Proof from Toby Bucket, who’d a thunk it? (Not Toby… ☺)

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    Saddenedby Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Sadly in today’s world, many have not left this level of “logical” reasoning and conclusions but have chosen to continue it into their “adult?” lives. Many of these types of “logical” persons have taken the paths of Business and Politics for their choice of career. It used to be or seemed at least to be at a much lower percentage level, but again sadly. it seems to be a much higher percentage in today’s culture. js

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    cuzinron47  about 1 month ago

    That’s because it’s a cheap phone.

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    tammyspeakslife Premium Member about 1 month ago

    That’s about it. Lately when I ask Google for something the results are usually regarding a peripheral need, not what I addressed. When I want to delete 15 searches in Google I can’t find the link but when I’m looking for something, after having deleted ‘all cookies’ then it pops up.

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    cracker65  about 1 month ago

    LOL

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