While trying to think of some sock-related humor, I made the unfortunate discovery that, like Arcamax and other comic-related sites, GoComics has adopted the “sudden full-screen preemptive ad” technique…like there weren’t already enough ads encroaching on content here?
I don’t know where John and Bleeb are… they’re already done paintin’ my fancy eatin’ room, and restainin’ the fancy eatin’ table, so there’s nuthin’ more to do. I bet they’re on the beach in Boca, catchin’ some rays, ridin’ their Boogie Boards, and scopin’ out the bikinis.
My oldest has 4 children and piles of unmatched socks. I solved the problem for her. I bought each one 12 pairs pairs of socks. Each pair was identical and unique to each child. Now they know whose socks they are and if one gets lost or has a hole in it they only end up with one unmatched sock per child.
Here is what happens to the ‘lost’ socks. In the washer the residual methane from farts in underwear is released and eventually bonds with the salt in the sweat inside the socks. Once in the dryer, the temperature reaches the flash point and the unlucky sock is vaporized in a delayed flatulence mini-explosion. Only the lint remains of this horror.
comixbomix about 1 month ago
While trying to think of some sock-related humor, I made the unfortunate discovery that, like Arcamax and other comic-related sites, GoComics has adopted the “sudden full-screen preemptive ad” technique…like there weren’t already enough ads encroaching on content here?
ronaldspence about 1 month ago
that website socks!
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 1 month ago
For some it has Sox appeal.
nosirrom about 1 month ago
That sock looks like is came off a left foot. It’ll never find a match because it can only sock left.
paul about 1 month ago
I think he’s just looking for casual sox.
nancyb creator about 1 month ago
Curly Fries about 1 month ago
“Sock it to Me” Richard Nixon on Rowan & Martin’s Laugh-In
Gina Carson about 1 month ago
Sock it to me.
Prey about 1 month ago
It had better be careful, it could get hosed on those sites.
Dobie Premium Member about 1 month ago
I don’t know where John and Bleeb are… they’re already done paintin’ my fancy eatin’ room, and restainin’ the fancy eatin’ table, so there’s nuthin’ more to do. I bet they’re on the beach in Boca, catchin’ some rays, ridin’ their Boogie Boards, and scopin’ out the bikinis.
ladykat about 1 month ago
I suppose that’s one way to try to find an odd sock.
BadCreaturesBecomeDems about 1 month ago
Not going to happen: the missing socks are worn by the ghost in the attic…
Doug K about 1 month ago
Check in with Frank and Ernest today.
Maybe you’ll find what you’re looking for.
timinwsac Premium Member about 1 month ago
It should be hanging out at the the local laundromat.
rhpii about 1 month ago
My oldest has 4 children and piles of unmatched socks. I solved the problem for her. I bought each one 12 pairs pairs of socks. Each pair was identical and unique to each child. Now they know whose socks they are and if one gets lost or has a hole in it they only end up with one unmatched sock per child.
the lost wizard about 1 month ago
Dryer humor. :)
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 1 month ago
They’re footless and fancy-free.
Mike Baldwin creator about 1 month ago
Very funny! Only thing better than dry humor is dryer humor!
Impkins Premium Member about 1 month ago
Got any fishnets???? :)
chaosed2 about 1 month ago
Here is what happens to the ‘lost’ socks. In the washer the residual methane from farts in underwear is released and eventually bonds with the salt in the sweat inside the socks. Once in the dryer, the temperature reaches the flash point and the unlucky sock is vaporized in a delayed flatulence mini-explosion. Only the lint remains of this horror.
cuzinron47 about 1 month ago
Now that’s a service that’s long been overdue.
wildlandwaters about 1 month ago
Socks have eyes?!?
geese28 about 1 month ago
More like “lost and found”
Curiosity Premium Member about 1 month ago
Not a chance……