Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for May 12, 2024

Today’s background music: “Talking in Your Sleep” by The Romantics.

I “don’t how he can sleep at night” either.

I sense a Dad Joke hint. “Who sleeps with their shoes on? Horses.”

Ya know what’s missing horsie?

I’m an insomniac and I love all of these…

If your sleep-sheep would be more conscientious at their work at night, you wouldn’t have those fatigue problems during the day…(BTW: absolutely great stuff today)

https ://en.wikipedia.Org/wiki/International_May_12th_Awareness_Day

Horace could use a shook therapy someone used long before energy drinks, and more powerful: Mexican Nescafe mixed with Mexican Coca-Cola: guaranteed to wake you up…. and give you the shakes, hypertention, tachycardia and a possible heart attack…. but hey you were alert and awake when you met your maker….

coffee tester? Where do I get that gig?

I used to shoe horses. WE used to take their shoes off at night. ;)

Up watching the Aurora Borealis Northern/Southern Lights

Awake thinking of something to get for his mother.

I test coffee everyday!

Where’s my money!!?

I thought horses slept standing up?

A mixed medley of somnolence silliness. :)

I especially like the 2 zoo jokes

This may be a new record for the number of jokes in a single DSotH strip.

Enjoy your nap. We’ll try this again later.

C1 – he has a second job in QC at the Melatonin plant…!

C2 – That puts you a foot ahead of the class…!

C3 – so for breakfast, Melody gave him 20% bran flakes….!

C4 – and what about the sheep…?

C5 – Horace gets all wrapped up in his thoughts…!

Horace is on a bed roll!

Fun fact: dolphins do sleep one side at a time. They can put one side of their brain into a sleeping state while the other makes sure they continue to swim and breathe.