If Donny Boy’s bibles had “Jesus” misspelled as “Jebus”, I’d give him a pass. Hell, I’d even buy one for my pastor as a gag Christmas present. He’d laugh his butt off at it! Raised Catholic, but Methodist now after I met my wife. We Methodists are the laid back “hippie Jesus” sect. (Not counting the recent schism involving the LGBT community.) To a person, our congregation essentially said, “We don’t give a crap about that. Worship with us if ya wanna.” Hippie Jebus would approve!
Even though Liberalism is a mental illness, I do think Reuben is a very talented cartoonist given his great gift of thoughtful satire. (Unlike late-nite TV which stopped being either funny or clever in the 80’s). Where is Lucky Ducky, though?
Counting down til some dupe cries, ‘but he said be peaceful!’ as though it erased the prior months of practically begging for violence. As a Simpsons character once declared, ‘Duffman says a lot of things!’
Hey, even if there was a victim, Donnie-boy has immunity, right? He can do all the crimeing he wants. If Pootie-poot wants the nuclear codes, Donnie think he’s allowed to give him the nuclear codes.
On the line in a police report where the officer is asked to identify the victim in a minor drug possession crime, they write “society.” Of course, those defendants aren’t (allegedly) rich white men.
If Don Don finds he cannot prosecute illegals for the same reason he shouldn’t be prosecuted… well actually the Rebs will ignore that detail and keep stringing razor wire and deporting anyone with an illegal accent.
I have sort if a conspiracy theory about this; If you’re Republican and “mispronounce” Jesus or anything religious, then it’s okay to spew their view of things in the Bible and say it’s the truth. I hope you can see what I’m getting at, sometimes it’s hard for me to explain exactly what I mean…
Saw a guy walk out of a grocery store in California the other day with a cart full of Beer and liquor and all the employees said was “Can you at least leave the cart?” They couldn’t do anything to stop him for fear of loosing their job. No one bothered calling the cops as they can’t do much about it either. Sigh… I guess that’s victimless?
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 2 months ago
Republicans will wonder what the joke is here.
braindead Premium Member about 2 months ago
Nah. The real reason is that It’s OKAY If A Republican Does It.
Zesty about 2 months ago
❤ The fruit basket!
Dr. Quatermass about 2 months ago
If Donny Boy’s bibles had “Jesus” misspelled as “Jebus”, I’d give him a pass. Hell, I’d even buy one for my pastor as a gag Christmas present. He’d laugh his butt off at it! Raised Catholic, but Methodist now after I met my wife. We Methodists are the laid back “hippie Jesus” sect. (Not counting the recent schism involving the LGBT community.) To a person, our congregation essentially said, “We don’t give a crap about that. Worship with us if ya wanna.” Hippie Jebus would approve!
Decepticomic about 2 months ago
Almost as bad as the real law & order. Copaganda sucks.
Stopthespendingnow about 2 months ago
Even though Liberalism is a mental illness, I do think Reuben is a very talented cartoonist given his great gift of thoughtful satire. (Unlike late-nite TV which stopped being either funny or clever in the 80’s). Where is Lucky Ducky, though?
Teto85 Premium Member about 2 months ago
Too close to the possibility of coming true to be funny. But, as usual, very high quality of work.
Wit Memo Premium Member about 2 months ago
Counting down til some dupe cries, ‘but he said be peaceful!’ as though it erased the prior months of practically begging for violence. As a Simpsons character once declared, ‘Duffman says a lot of things!’
Ignatz Premium Member about 2 months ago
Hey, even if there was a victim, Donnie-boy has immunity, right? He can do all the crimeing he wants. If Pootie-poot wants the nuclear codes, Donnie think he’s allowed to give him the nuclear codes.
JD_Rhoades about 2 months ago
On the line in a police report where the officer is asked to identify the victim in a minor drug possession crime, they write “society.” Of course, those defendants aren’t (allegedly) rich white men.
Radish the wordsmith about 2 months ago
Elect trump so we can all become victims.
Mike Baldwin creator about 2 months ago
Hard-hitting and clever. Covers a lot of ground.
PoodleGroomer about 2 months ago
Vandal and cop killer conspirator and accomplice.
cracker65 about 2 months ago
A very accurate indictment on our justice system.
eddi-TBH about 2 months ago
If Don Don finds he cannot prosecute illegals for the same reason he shouldn’t be prosecuted… well actually the Rebs will ignore that detail and keep stringing razor wire and deporting anyone with an illegal accent.
AtomicForce91 Premium Member about 2 months ago
You mean when the banks assessed the property and agreed to the value…
Or when they said that they would do business with him again.
Ralph Hapschatt about 2 months ago
Will somebody, ANYBODY tell Trumpy NOT to look directly at the eclipse! That would make Monday a great day for America;)
Ralph Hapschatt about 2 months ago
And, be sure to tell him doctors say to wear those glasses!
Ralph Hapschatt about 2 months ago
I have sort if a conspiracy theory about this; If you’re Republican and “mispronounce” Jesus or anything religious, then it’s okay to spew their view of things in the Bible and say it’s the truth. I hope you can see what I’m getting at, sometimes it’s hard for me to explain exactly what I mean…
bigplayray about 1 month ago
Saw a guy walk out of a grocery store in California the other day with a cart full of Beer and liquor and all the employees said was “Can you at least leave the cart?” They couldn’t do anything to stop him for fear of loosing their job. No one bothered calling the cops as they can’t do much about it either. Sigh… I guess that’s victimless?
Woodstock Generation Premium Member about 1 month ago
Didn’t the Jan. 6 mob kill a policeman?
moosemin about 1 month ago
That last panel frightens me, because of it’s possibility, or probability.